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2008-01-15T09:42:00.000+05:30

Enna kodumai sir idhu........ Keezha padatha paarunga :)

Namma blog'ah kooda padikkaraangale nu nenachen.....ippo dhaane theriyudhu edha thedi varaanga nu :))

Eppidiyo hits adhigamaagudhu .......

Hail Herr Google !!!!

And Wish you all a very happy n sweet pongal :)

2007-12-19T09:45:00.000+05:30

Makkalsssssssss…………..me the back….(atleast ippodhaikku)…..inga vandhodane nee travel pannardhu podhaadhu u’re travellin jus for 2hrs nu paridhaaba pattu indha pidi’nu 3 mani neram travel pannara maadhiri oru location’la project’ah pottutaanga…seri namma kada pakkam poi rumba naal aachey nu vandhen…adhoda matthavanga kadaikkum visit adichhen…G3 akka dairy kurippu…vazhakkam pola sutta kavudha nu pottu thaakaraanga…”63 post’la thangamaniya pidicha” thanga thalaivar Ambrrriii kadaikku pona kooda irukkara Punjab godhumai'yoda padam paathadhellam dheiriyama ezhudhirkkaar (evlo poori kattaiyo?)….Satchin Gops ippo dhaan inguttu vandhuttu poi post’ah pottrukkaar…..naats kadai…adhey maadhiri dhaan irukku…oru naal mail vandhudhu mughil tractor ottaraa maadhiri…naats enga’nu kettta…”adho andha pana marathukku adila paduthurkkaar”nu sonnanga [enna kudichaar’nu kettukala…anegama milk’ah irukkum ;) ]….KK thaathaakaloda silumishattha patthi oru documentary…SKM aalaye kaanam…

Andha oorla vazhakkam pola neraya mokka vaanginen adhellam ini vara post’la varum (hopefully!!)

Ippodhaikku my efforts in thirutthifying a family went down the drain…ennatha solla..

I tried convincing that female dat…d guy was not upto it…and also his culture didn’t fit with hers. Also tried telling her that she’d be bored in life soon. But she was very adamant and wanted to marry him. I also tried to get her family against this marriage, I knew her family very well and I had belief that they’d stop this. But they too turned against me.

Seri andha ponnu dhaan no reaction…andha paiyan kitteyadhu solli thadukkalaam nu paatha. He’s very strong…andha ponna dhaan kalyanam pannippen nu ottha kaal’la nikkaraar. I told him dat d lady was a biiiiggggg vayaadi and wouldn’t suit his personality. Appo kooda he was very stubborn and said dat he had managed it for over 30 yrs.

Finally periyavangalaa paathu…ok sollitaaanga….ennatha solla….and so they are (marrying each other) married to each other once again. (Belated) B’day wishes dad!!!

Yeah…twas my dad’s 60th b’day last weekend (post munnaadiye compose panniyaachu but orey biji with all dat stuff…being the only child all wrk I‘ve to c…). Innum kooda oru maadhiri vekkathoda dhaan irukkaanga rendu perum…

Mattha padi ennanga….pudhu proj’la puzhiyaraanunga….personal time almost nil…Indha post’ah kooda bus’ah miss panninadhaala dhaan poda mudinjudhu… :)) Other state’la poi mokka vaanginadhellam adhutha post’la podaren…….ippothaikku appeet aayikkaren.....

Eradaavadhu platformulo vosthundhi.... :((

2007-08-09T21:50:00.000+05:30

Gongura pickle

Idlya?? Idlykku thottukka chutneya?? Indha maadhiri adhirchiya kettaa eppidi irukkum????

Pulli rajavukku AIDS varuma?? Appidinu ketodane “Oh yes...varume”’nu sollirndha eppidi irukkum??

G3 not attending treat/parties anymore’nu sonna eppidi irukkum…

Idhey maadhiri dhaanga oru shock…yours truly is being shifted to Gol*i land (sorry if I had offended anyone of u) …’m movin by the end of next week… :(

Aamaa...orey peelingsa irukku….it was as if a bolt out of the blue….
Inime: raagama pesa katthukkanam…
Adikkadi “avuna”, “kaadhu”…mooku’nu sollanam…
Thengai chutney ---> gongura chutney.
Adhiga kaarathoda saapaadu…
Innum ennelaamo…

I'll definitely miss Chennai.... :((

Already post podardhula rrrrromba surusuruppu…idhula shifting vera…eppo 64 naalu post’ah pottu…hmmmmmmmm

Innum 30 to go…future thangamani(gal) engirundhaalum seekaram vandhu commentavum ;))

Kool evening with the KK’s

2007-08-04T13:01:00.000+05:30

Well folks…aani poiduchhu’nu sandhosa pattu 2 days leave potten…now they’ve gifted me with gadapaarais…।seri my soga kadhaiya vidunga…neengellaa romba romba romba intdelligendu (idhukkagavaadhu neraya commentungappa) …so as usual title paathodane neenga guess pannirpeenga…idhu namma blogsville hero KK’va meet panninadha patthi dhaan. G3 already idha patthi melottama sollirkkaanga….but ppl in the meet wanted me to tell the truth untold …adhunaala...here’s me the unofficially official meetin scribe givin u the whole truth ;))

Well to start off…as usual g3 planned everything n ramya had suggested a hotel…which was green park in vadapalani. Namma g3 poruppu sigamaniya poi hotel’ah thorandhu vechhanga..

Watchman : hotel 7 manikku dhaan ma thorappanga....

G3 : paravalla naa chumma ippidi orama okkandhukkaren’nu 6:30 kke vandhutaanga…

Apparam she called me n I came by…next oru lady vandhaanga...pinnadiye orutthar...”Sollunga esamaa” nu vandhaaru...Yep…dat’s our KK with his thangamani, acting the way he should for the rest of his life ;) Then came “singamle”ACE [who in my imagination had been …well …quite a few years younger than he was ;-)]. Apparam came rsubras….our fotokkaarar for the day ;).

We then exchanged d imaginations we had about each other. I had guessed KK quite well…had a geeky look…kinda mischievous and yeah a bit taller than I imagined.

KK too thought he’d see a small guy for ‘golmaal’ but then I should be back in time by about 8 yrs where I was last seen/considered as “little”. Well mentally I can say he had guessed it right ;) engamma kooda solluvaanga “Unakku aaranclassukkapparam moolai valarave illa”’nu.

At first I thought Ms.K’s gonna be bored as we keep talking about blogs….but then if you could term KK Koool…you could say Ms.K the Kooolest…as she even joined us in kalasifying g3.

Idhukkaparamum ezhudhanam’nu aasai dhaan…g3 saapaadu kooda sanda potadhu… ACE’oda side dish’ah g3 amukkinadhu and Idha paathu bayandhu poi Ms.K konjam thalli ukkandhadhu…and so on…..but meet mudinju 2 weeks agudhu…so it won’t be interestin enuf (idhu maatum appidiye interesting’aam….)….adhoda enakkum neraya aani’s….so here’s bidding adieu folks…

Indha news channels’laam solluvaanga….”As we move on we leave you with the image of the day…”’nu …adhey dhaan naanum sollaren…paarunga…

P.S : not for the weak hearted, pregnant ladies and kids. ;)

The masked avenger and her record breaking scooterette

பா...ப்ப்பா.....ப்பா..ப்பம்பு...

2007-07-15T13:42:00.000+05:30

Hiya folks…Idho me the bak …aanis almost uprooted :)) romba naalaikkapram postardhunaala…big post… (manasatchi: aamaa…perisa azhudhi kizhikkapora..endha size’la ezhudhinaalum thuppara material dhaane…)

Indha sambavam ippo...ippo jus 1 naal munnaadi nadandhadhu….me eppovum chamatthu boy...n early riser..so as usual I woke up n did all that is supposed to be done. Aft brushing I came out of the bathroom...wen my mom casually asked...”dai anga oru paambu irundhudhey paakala??”…

Me(buddhi pedhalichhu poi) …ennnaaadhuuuu?? Ppppaaambaaa??

She: “aama da paaru”

I cautiously took a look…curled inside in a very comfortable position right near the irumbu bucket [yes...v are so modern :)] was a shiny greenbacked snake (no no g3...adhu snacks’u...idhu snake’u...). Adhu slight’ah sound vera vidudhu...

Odane me the closed d door. Asked my mom “enna pannatum veliya pudichhu podatuma?” (Chumma olalaaai)

She: Vendaam da…nee adichuduva..

She thinking dat I’am a veerarrrru,soorarrruu….dheerarrru… :))

Since my house is right in d center of the city... (Shhoo…yaarum sirikkapdaadhu) indha maadhiri neraya animals seeing me in the house, mistake it to some vanam…adhanaala rest edukka vandhudum. Adhuleyum paambus’kku enga veedu dhaan winter palace. Pachai paambu, nalla paambu, ketta paambu ellaaam…they are a common sight. Idly thattu’kku adila adikkadi dress change pannum (already 4-5 idly thattu set vaangiyaachu)…thoongum bodhu summa vandhu pakkathula paduthukkum…idhey pozhappa pochu...

Seri namma kadhaikku varuvom…y my mom thinks so is attributed (ippidi dhaan adikkadi naa technical’ah peter viduven kandukkapdaadhu) to 2 or 3 incidents…

Once there was some noise by the side of my house where v have some 2 or 3 chedis and claim it to be a garden. So enga GARDEN’la sound vandhadhum me the investigated..appo edho movement...saw the tail of a big shiny snake...

Chinna vayasulendhe indha animal planet, natn’l geo maadhiri channel paathu paathu I grew a gr8 admiration 4 snakes...adhuleyum oru thaatha vandhu veetla paambu vandha eppidi pidkkanam’nu solli tharuvaaru…so naanum try pannalaam’nu got some heavy books(adhu mela veikkarthukku) and one stick.

By the time adhu gate kitta poiduchu…me the chase… (of course bayathhoda) appidi chase panni thandharama adha next plot’kku anuppitten (actually adhuvey dhaan..pakkathu plot’ku pochu). And nxt morning it was found dead by the road-side...so my veetu ppl thot me dhaan veera saagasam panninen’nu. (paavam adhu edho vandi chakkarathula maati gaali).

Adhey image me maintain…. (but in reality, paramapadhatthula irukkara paamba paathaale bayam !!)

Another time while we were resting (sleeping) after watchin a cricket match…paavam oru kattu virayan en kaile paduthukkanam’nu orey aasai…seri nu vandhurkku…

Enna da kaila oru maadhiri irukkey…I thot it was a frog and flicked my hands vigourously only to find the snake flying and landing on my mom…. :))

It was semma sight..orey kalavaram dhaan veetla…me protested dat it shouldn’t be hurt and dat I’ll guide it to the backyard. Seri nu komba edutthu thatti thatti I guided…aanaa enna aachu paarunga these paambus are so quick when tense…it jus went down in a flash and was caught in a plastic bag…seri edutthu vidalaamenu paathen…by that time my cousin came by to help…but avanoda kombu pattu usuru poiduchu… (So sad)…but then pakkathu veetu uncle said …nee adha podala na adhu foto pudicchu unna potturkkum...Seems it was poisonous…I thot it was a thanni paambu [guru the real thanni…not Bacardi :))].

Ippidi dhaan namma image create aachu….now bak to present.

Me: illa ma adikka maaten (chumma scene…but absolutely afraid by the very sight of it)…seri vidu…indha maadhiri jujube velaikku andha uncle’ah koopadalaam…

Then by that time my dad had called d pakkatthu veet uncle…he came ….he saw…he pudichhu thookified the iissnake…

In jus one split second it slithered off his hands…and was trying hard to get away…but appo dhaan adhu edho breakfast saapturndhudhu so with full load it was not able to move in it’s usual pace. Odara paamba pudikkara vayasu andha ungil’kku illa…so asked 4 a stick…tried to take it off the ground…but adhuvaa photo pudichutteeeeeee irundhudhu…so komba medhuva adhu mela vechaar…odane our friend thuppified it’s breakfast which happily leaped away to it’s new found freedom... (Oru frog…n it was still alive!!!) Apparam dhaan therinjudhu sound vittadhu paambilla but dat frog inside the paambu’s stomach…ungil thirumbavum kaiyaala pudichhu adha pakkathu plot’la thooki pottutaar…

Avlo dhaan...Kadhai mundinjudhu…katthirikkai kaaithadhu…eli vandhadhu...eppam vittudhu… :)) summa rhyming’ah illa….

Varta…!!

Pazhakadaiyil oru panchayathu….

2007-06-17T20:09:00.000+05:30

First on the net.... :))

Indha titile’ah pathodane guess pannirpeenga….yup…idhu namma “meet our nottaamai” oda Chennai edition dhaan ;-). Namma sokka…sorry yakka g3 oru vaarathukku munnaadiye ellarukkum alert kuduthuttaanga…adhanaala aapicela sollipputten nottaamai koopturkkar…neenga anuppalana auto, lorry’laam varum…bayandhu poi enakku indha Sunday leave vittuttaanga….

Appidi ippidi nu plan panni kadaisi nerathula g3’kku saadhagama oru north Indian restaurant’kku vandhudu nu phone panni sonnanga. Ok sollittu aajar aanen.

makkals crossing the river to attend the panchayath

Anga pona thiruvizhala kaanaama pona kozhandhai maadhiri paavama orutthar ninuttrundhaar…pakathula nethu raathiri adichha mabbu theliyaama orutthar aadikkitte ninnutrundhaar….appidiye avangala dhaandi poitten…

Konja neram kazhichhu namma g3 kaila cycle chain’ah sutthikittu sarrr’nu vandhaanga…oru pona pottu enga edhu nu visaarichhu avangala kandupidichhen…

Andha paavama irundhare andha manusar kettaar..”neenga ippo dhaane engala cross panni ponnenga…paakalaya???”…

Me: (andha pakkamaa pona ponnu pinnaadi ponadhaala ungala cross panni poga vendiyadha pochhungra unmaiya solla mudiyaama) oh!!…appidiya…sorry yaarunu theriyaadhu adhaan…

Avar vaavaa sangathoda t.shirt potturndhaar…appaalika avar dhaan ‘namakkal‘ Sibi’ nu introduce panni vechhaanga g3…

Pakkathule thallaadittu ninnutrundha aala paathu…ivar dhaan nottaamai’nu introduce panni venchhaanga…

Avar kaiya neeti “ada golmaal…glad to meet u”….”indha poonaiyum beer kudikkuma’nu irukkengale…eppidi??”

Me konjam neram olaritturundhen…appo naats “vaanga g3 namma andha pakkama oru soosu kadai keedhu…polaam”…

G3 moonji graphics pannina maadhiri surngi poiduchi…”cha namma oru kattu kattalaam’nu paatha ippidi kaala vaarittangale”…

Idhukku nadoola imbuttu per dhaan panjaythula’nu oru podu pottaanga g3…

Y?? Y?? nu ketadhukku…raji thiruttu cd’la padam paaka poittaanga…gils pona vaati meetla kanna pinna’nu order pannina effect innum kooda pogaama stomach upset….so he the absent…

Billu : (g3 varaangala!! aiyyo aala vidunga) naa pona meetukku selavaandhukke innum credit card’kku kattitrukken…so avarum apeetu…

Seri namma polaam’nu sollittu…”yele sammoogam edra vandiya”nu oru katthu katthinaar…odane oruthar vandi yeduthuttu vandhaar…avar dhaan nottaamai’oda frnd arun (panchayathula edhavadhu thagaraar vandha saamaan settoda ready’ah oru aal maadhiri oru effectu).

Next stop: pazhakkadai…

Benchellaam thodaichhu vechhurndhaanga…anga poi ukkaandhom…nadoola phone…g3 vazhi thavari poittaanga…

Apparam g3’um koodave oru 40 vayadhu(5 vayasu kammified on her request) madhikkathakka oru aunty vandhaanga…avanga dhaan vedha’nu intro kuduthaanga….

Intro’laam mudinjudhu…naat’s oda frnd dhaan paavam avraukku thalaiyum puriyala kaalum puriyala..ovorutharaa maatthi maatthi g3’ya kalaasittu…apparam moved on to vedha....konjam avangala kalaasittu..idhukku nadoola illaatha billu’vayum kalaasittu…soosu order panninom….naats Bacardi kedaikkaadhaa’nu enquiries vera…

Soosu kudikkumbodhu kooda g3’yaala kattu paduthave mudiyala…”cha saapadalaamnu paatha ippidi soosoda nirutthipputtaangale”…

Then innum konja neram g3’ya kalaasittu…bill settul panninaar naats…panattha en left’la kudukkarenga’nu g3 praadhu….naats pongi ezhundhu…oyyyyeeeee….andha waiter oru maanasthanaa irundha avan naa peechaangaiyala kudutha panattha vaangirkka koodadhu’nu theerppu solli…kelambaren’nu sollittaar…avarukku 9’oda date’aam…[9’nodane thappa eduthukkaadheenga…nayantharava dhaan appidi sonnen :)) ]..

Idhuku nadoola innur praadhu raised by g3….sangatthu nidhiyileye naats kaiya vechhuttaarnu…odane…”yele panjayatthula inime fine amount’ah double aakunga da”’nu theerppu solli adhula collect aaana amounta vechu koodiya seekaram settle pannidradha sonnaar…

Apparam tata bye bye laam sollittu steam engine’ah(dhum) start pannikkitte naats kelambinaar…appo dhaan adhu varaikkum vedha vaangina paper’ah padichutrundha avaroda frnd…19yrs coma’lendhu ezhundha maadhiri engalukkellam bye sollittu naats’oda ponaar…

Naanga 3 perum innum konjam neram g3’ya kalaasittu kelambi vandhom…

Ambuttu dhaan indha panchayatthu… (Annanukku oru soda….)

Aah…solla marandhutten…panchayathukku nadoola namma billu…vaavaa sangatthu ram, jollu paandi…elaarum fone pottu naats kitte nalam visaarichhanga…mattha details'laam g3'oda blog'la poduvaanga...paathukkonga ;)

Silent'ah.....naanaa??? ippo sollunga paapom :))

Just peepin in....

2007-05-27T18:56:00.000+05:30

Allo makkaas n makkees... :)) Ellaarum eppidi irukkeenga...

Kadama thavaraama maasathukku atleast oru 4 post pottutrundha enakku echagachha aanis'ah kuduthu indha pa...ellaathayum paathukko'nu solliputtaanga....ennatha pannardhu....kozhandhaiyala seriya thoonga kooda mudiyala....namma PRIYA akka sonnaa maadhiri kanavuleyum issues'aah varudhu....well ambuttu sr professional avangalukke appidina....ismaal kozhandhai... :(

[yaaruppa adhu mela irukkardha nee'nu kekkardhu]

But then since i work at my own sweet pace it is takin lotta time to get bak to blogging....evalo backlogs....idho konjam freeya aayiduven'nu nenaikkaren...so I'll be back to torment you.....

Indha maaterkkellaam naduvula namma B'day vera....it was really splendid this year...eppovume holidays'la en b'day varadhunaala avlova kandukka maaten...indha vaati it was totally different....B'day with friends...party...treats....again party in my team...again treat...and all your best wishes...THANKS FOLKS!!!!...

I'll soon catch up with all your posts....and hey G3 andha natppin nirangal post super....and dat shadow dance too...[paathengala ovoru post'aah vandhundrukken] :))

Imbuttu nadakudhu enna sutthi.....in between one kavudha...

Pennae.....nee ennai nesikkave yosikkiraai.....

.....Naano....unnai nesippadhaal dhaan swasikkiren....

Looks like somethin has bitten me... ;) [kosuvaa irukkumo???] :))

whatever....thiruvanmiyur train'la ellaarum nalla irukkaanga ;))

Ciao....and thanks again for all your wishes....

Advance B'day wishes to thala KK and Gils....Have a blast mates.... !!! :)

And as arnie says.......Hasta la vista, folks.....

Ada...dho paaruda...kavudhai...

2007-05-01T18:40:00.000+05:30

Paavam...kozhandhaioda nelamai eppidi aayiduchhu paarunga.... :((

I start my day by sitting on a chair,
Giving the monitor a hard cold stare,
By evening i'm done with another code,
Oh!! this routine has become a bore,

Like all i entered with a great hope,
Jobs aplenty and plenty of scope,
Dreams of joining the likes of gates,
And a chance to make money in the states,

Thus I entered this world of bytes,
only to realize that reality bites,
A programmer's life isn't all that cozy,
The bed of softwares isn't all that rosy,

Seeing the monitor all day n night,
Has take the power off my sight,
Late to bed and early to rise,
Has made me wealthy,
But not healthy,
N definitely not wise,

Working holidays,busy weekends,
No time for family, no time for friends,
My job stelas most of my time,
Helplessly I watch this crime,

When I should be out havin fun,
I'm here tellin the comp wat's to be done,

I hate u,yet I can't get away,
coz I need the money u pay,
God to u I pray,
If there's one show me the way.

-by an unknown programmer....[idhu sutta pazham dhaan] :))

2007-04-17T22:20:00.000+05:30

Hiya ppl…howz u?? romba naalaa indha pakkame kaanom’nu nenachu sandhosha paatutrundhengala….mudiyaadhu’nga dho vandhutten… seri this has been my longest absence 4m blogsphere since my training…ennanga pannardhu…nammalukko IT’la onnum theriya maatengudhu…adhaan appidi ippidi’nu pozhappa otitturkken…now that ‘m getting steadier idho me back to torment u ppl at regular intervals…

Time 8:35 place: thiruvanmiyur railway station….......mood: grrrrr….angry

Hmmm…loosu paiyan…theriyaadhu sonna vida vendiyadhu dhaane…summa adhu enna idhu enna’nu nondaraan…idhula padichuttu pannu’nu vera sollaraan..

Cha innikku evlo late…idhu dhaan kadaisi train…correct time’kku varaname…cha kelambara nerathula poi correct’ah vela sollaraan paaru…

Ippidi ellaam avan PL’ah thittittrundhaan oru nalla, smart’aana oru IT gubeny’la aani pudungara paiyan…avan peru…ahem…sollanama?? :) seri seri anand’nu vechuppom…

Ippdi ullukkulaye polambi theethuttrundhaan Anand…appo oru voice…neenga andha blah blah college dhaane…??

Thirumbi paathaan…yaaru’nu paathaa….pink chudidhaar’la asppula bhavana maadhiriye irundhaa [ sorry bharani biradhar] :))…. avan daily paathuttrukkara ponnu dhaan…summa solla koodaadhu…super’ah iruppa…aanaa ivan daily paakumbodhu konjam scene’ pottuttu kandukaama pova…inikku ennadaanaa pesaraale…

Namma aalum konjam kaduppa…yeah…neenga [andha nerathula kooda kadama thavaraama kadala podaraan ] ;)

Appidiye pechu develop aachu…dhideernu ava ketta…y are u dull today??

He: Appielaam illaye…

She: Illaye….daily paakarene…

He: mind voice *hmmm….appo neeyum daily note paanara…*

He: Chumma dhaan....office tension...

She: Cha…idhellaam office’laye vittudanam...

She: Edhaavadhu pesunga...seriya poidum..

He: What?? Indha vaanga ponga ellaam venadame....[vazhiyudhu…:)) ]

She: Pesu’nu sonnen.....

He grinned...he soon realized they were talking as if they were friends for life...their talks revolved arnd their offices n stuff...he then asked unga office eppidi...

She:Engalukkum ippidi dhaan...

He: Appo nee enna pannuva??

She: Indha maadhiri samayathula namma dhaan ezhundhukkanam.....

He: What??

Ehzundhukkanam....

He cudn’t make head or tail of it....he asks again what she meant.....

Thambi ezhundhuruppa beach station vandhuduchhu…kanavula olararaye pa…He got up...smiling at the comical moment.....and got off the train.... :)

Jallikattu Kaalai - 2

2007-03-26T21:24:00.000+05:30

Hello…eppidi irukkenga?? Ennatha pannardhunne theriyala’nga….my esamaan “indhapa…nee namma sevuthula irukkara aani’oda aapidi pakkathu sevuthuleyum poi aani pudingi help pannu” ‘nu sollittaaru…so orey biji…namma colleagues M.K annathaikkum namma bharani annanukkum idhu viyappa thonalaam…but then head writing u see…. Appidiye blog pakkam vandhu paathaa….march’la oru post’um illa….adhu eppidi ungala summa vittuda mudiyum…sandhosama ivlo naal irundhadhu porum...indhaanga posttu...vandhu padichuttu thuppittu ponga…..appidi ennatha ezhudhalaam nu think pannumbodhu…pazhaya folder’ah thatti edutthen…so here it goes….romba naal munnaadi ezhudhinadhu…..ithoda phashtu paartu...ippudu choodu...

Ennoda chinna vayasula naa radio neraya keppen adhula oru ad vandhutte irukkum. I used to be fascinated by it.
In that a son with his father accompanying him for his 1st interview.
Son : enakku indha vela kedaikkaname…telling this he enters the room

Father : to us d audience “he is my son….avan pottuturukkara baniyan jetti BISON”

Another loud voice : “u r appointed”

Announcer : bison ullaadaigal anindhirukkum anaivarukkum thanambikkai pongum…*ting tong ting*

Idhula enna da fascination(kandraavi) nu kekareengala… it’s certainly not about the vests n briefs, but about the BISON. I’ve always wanted to experience life in wilderness. Somehow I got an urge to see this bison. So when an exploration camp was announced veetla addam pidichhi pogarthukku sammadham vaangitten. Seri thevaillama oru kevalamaana background kuduthutom la...ippo matterukku varuvom....yes yes adhey dhaan...tells my tryst with my sun sign...

With much fan fare periya Steve Irvin maadhiri scene lam pottutu kelambiyachu. V went to mudhumalai sanctuary, which is a continuation of Karnataka’s Bandipur wildlife reserve. Angey me who’d never seen a school tour beyond museums and MGMs thought we’ll be given some guest houses. As if I was brought up amidst wilderness I was reeling facts that I studied in some books to other first timers(build-up king’ aachey). To my surprise and other’s annoyance v were given tents and paired up and was instructed never to leave one’s pair. Indha golmaal dhaan edhukumme bayapadatha singamnu ungalukke theriyum (seri seri….control control…..), so naturally va polaam nu I urged my poor partner to accompany me on my walk. But enna aachu paarunga while we were walking nature called my partner. En pozhapa naane sabichunden. As he was very dutifully attending his nature’s call some distance away behind some bushes, I heard a noise. Enna nu thirumbi torch adhichu paathaa…namma partner water bottleoda odi varraan. Edhukkunu paatha pinnaadiye two gleaming eyes followed him…vera yaaru BISON or the Indian Gaur. Adhuvum somebody’s ;-) call attend panna vandhurkku….disturb pannina summa vittudumaa??.… avalo dhaan top speedla vitten joot…partner was shouting like anything (seri seri naanum dhaan…) so by the time v reached the camp-site ellarum awake and searching. V zoomed past our campsite where the bison stopped on seeing the fire. Next scenela edho discipline, veetukku phone appidi ippidi nu kettucchu(adhellam naa kandukkardhu illa). Seri thappikaname friendeyum kaapaathanam’nu solli fainting act part 1. Avalo dhaan teacherslaam padhari poi apparam soft aayitaanga. Edho nature’s callah saakaa solli gr8 escape 4m punishments.

Kutti post'ah pochey....seri indhaanga add-ons....

World cup funda…

Sehwag: AnNe naama Bermuda kooda innoor match pottukkalaamNe...

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Aus: ye…naanga finals porome…

SL : Ye…naanga super-8 porome…

Ind: ye…jolly naanga veetukku porome…

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Bob Woolmer case update: A DVD of “Veerasaamy” was found in his room’s player. And moreover it seemed to be paused in mumu’s n karadi’s PAALKREEDAI (milk + play) scene…doctors and forensic experts strongly suspect that could be the reason for Woolmer‘s vomitting. Hence it is presumed that Pak team’d be given a clean chit. The question is who got that DVD to his room?? Jamaican police are now probing into the “inzy” angle stating that he could be related to the grizzly bear-like man in the milk tub shown on Woolmer’s tv. He might be retained for conclusive DNA tests.
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Seri me the kazhandukkaren...thuppikkonga...marandhu pochu'na steps are here...

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2007-02-23T22:48:00.000+05:30

EXTRA EXTRA!!! C D COMMENT POTTIS FOR LATEST UPDATES.... :-))

Hi there....vandhuteengala....experience the joy of love, sentiments and what not....for pazhaya part...clik here..... for adhukkum pazhaya paart....clik on this....
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.adhukkum pazhaya pazhaya paart......clik here...aa askku buskku...podhum podhum

Romansu n songs : wow…T.R na T.R dhaan…adhula paarunga oru extreeeemly romantic scene’la mumu n karadi ‘ll be playing in a tub full of milkku…creative bestttu ( at this point the crowd was wild and abusing T.R…and demanded that d movie end now). Mez the happy at this moment n started enjoying…..er the abuses…was funny to hear those comments…

And in one romantic interludes mumu aleks d soap of T.R n uses it…(ooovack) and sleeps on his poster…and when karadi comes to know bout this…he is speechless (for the first time in the movie…) and opens n closes his mouth in rapid fashion…again threatening the audience.

And kadhai’la ( if there’s something like dat…) one one reelkku oru songu…onnu mudinchu oru 3-4 mins la innoru song…n such an ear sore.

Mothamma 11 songsu…(oovack)

Very intimate bit songs are also strewn here n there…meghna naidu irukkaa’la “item” number(s) ‘a patthi kekkanama enna…

Adha vittona u’re treated with lengthy adukku mozhis of karadi…appappapapapaaa ravusu thaangala…

And one famous dialogue in this movie : Where T.R asks “naan enna manusana??”
For this the whole theatre cries in unison “ILLA…ILLA nee karadi”….muaahaahaa chancae illa semma comedy…

Finally when after a big fight…gory reigns…and T.R emerges victorious…jus wen u think d movie ‘ll end….nope u’re in 4 a surprise…..his paasa malar escapeeee….so when questioned upon his “vaaku” kaapaathification…orey shame shame puppy shame’naala.T.R is tongue tied again (thank god…)

Oru chair’la dhobakkadi’nu okkararaar…finally stops talking (wow!!) coz……he’s dead as a dodo…seeing that mumu also falls at his feet….dead…and at this point wher u expect silence n tears….the theatre bursts into laughter and celebrate this glorious moment….ppl jump in joy n get outta d theatre happily…justice finally…

I’d definitely recommend this movie….u should really c how such a serious movie can be made with such a comical twists…

Mind blowing….n please ellaarum theatre’la poi paarunga coz only then this film ‘ll be declared a hit….en na…T.R has said in an interview dat he’ll stop threatening…er acting only when he delivers s hit….so plz plz plz…..puleezz go n watch it…

And hey T.R is the purdusar, direktarr, costumarrr, make-up maan, animal trainer ( for personality development) saang writerrr, dialogue, istory( if one could recognize), kamera maan, scre(am)en play, moosik direktarr, bus driver, cleanarrr, and what not…..

Yaaro oru punniyavaan naa ooru’kku poittu vandhodane “veerasaamy”’kku oru review kudu’nu kettar….why me see d karadi’nu vittutten…but u c brahma auto’la pogum bodhu my head-writing’ah ezhudhinaar’nu nenaikkaren….result = indha bolgu….

Indha vaati naa thappichen pa….aarum enna thuppa vendaam… :-)

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2007-02-23T22:34:00.000+05:30

Hai...kadhai'nu sonnodane vandhuduveengale.. :p actually does it have one??? (for pazhaya part..clik here)

Kadhai’nu onnu sollanam’na….T.R has a paasa malar who most of the times sports a jeans fant and who goes to a college which doesn’t have classes ....and obviously whom the villi’s brother(one venna fellow) loves very much…paathengala idhu usual story maadhiri illa….

Side’la mumtaz vera very much attracted by the “goods” sorry “goodliness” of our hero falls in love with him [adi edhuvum padala :D]…

Does he sets all things right….adhaan story…

Now comes d pucca part…the foundation of the film….mokka adukkumozhi dialogues and their delivery…ofcourse the thangaccchhhhiiii….ones….”indha annan…chinnnna vayasula….blah blah blah”…idhukoodave political ideologies…(endha katchi next???) and references to karadi kutti…like

Mumtaz :”Andha padathukku eppovume houseful dhaan…ticket’e kadaikkadhu”….endha padam’nu paatha…”saravana” starring ismaal karadi…

He delivers those lines with such a flair…wow…looks around in all directions…n at one point threatens babies, weak-hearted fellows and pregnant ladies in the theatre by opening his eyes wide n gritting his teeth while delivering one of those dialogues….

Also avanga locality’la fulla “chimpu” (read simbu) oda posters n cut-out dhaan…avuru dhaan staraam… and to show gratitude 4 dat chimp-u has sung a song….(and yes there r lotsa songs…apparam sollaren)

Fight’ah patthi sollalana…definitely d review is not complete…chancae’ illa…romba kashta pattu oru karadiya train panni pannina stunts'ah dupe potturkaanga…semma accolades andha karadi’kku…. Nadula graphics vera…cutting edge technology…innum neraya….which u’d exp it only when u watch.

Costumes and physical aspects…another major area to mention….T.R has strained much on being physically fit…his effort even emulates Tom Hanks n Vikram…yes he has lost mighty 5 kilos ( by trimming his beard)…and he has taken care to introduce the next gen’s outfit…for eg. In one scene where d villi n some other villain was playing an innocent game ;-)) our boy jumps 4m roof (avar enna pannitrundhaar anga…naughty naughty) wearing an orange track suit (also an indicator to his fitness) which might be stitched usin tent material (canvas). And also in a song (where he dances gracefully like a rabid grizzly bear swingin his head 4m one side to the other in such a speed at only a rapatronic [fast motion ] camera can capture) he dons a transparent shirt that’s…2..3…maybe 4 sizes down with a veshti and an abnormally huge underpants with stripes..the ramarajan n rajkiran types (anyone help me with the exact terminology used).

And tuxedo with a bow…and of course to show indian’ness dons a sherwani….
Other costumes…Meghna naidu [;-) now did I mention dat b4] = one kaadhi kadhar kerchief split into two :D ….one tight corsette….then thin muslin cloth wherever applicable.. ;) and idhukkaaga neenga poneengana….well wat can I say…vidhi valiyadhu…that’s all…

Mumu : sari, dhavani…ofcourse not properly covered at the right places.

Venna lover : jigina shirts, cowboy boots…even when he sleeps…maybe d movie was shot in d wild wild west …

T.R’s thongachi : jeans fant, pirock, boppu cut :))

contd in d next thrilling part.... :))

ALL FOR U......

2007-02-23T21:54:00.000+05:30

POna postula commentaathavenga dhayavu seidhu ungal kadamaiyei seiyavum....thupping is ur pirappurimai...so please exercise ur s.glands.... :-)

Romba naal aachu....oru padatha paathu adha patthi polambi....so oru review...cha review illa....story of a gr8 man(?)...konjam perisa dhaan irukkum...but do read....avalo gr8 man... :-) and lotsa breathers in between....

Andha old rusty theatre’kku ponnen.....oru 120ft.....cha 100...illa 50...no oru 10’adi la hero’oda cut-out.....appove adhirndhu poitten naa...venaa venaa nu solliyum kekkaama oru frnd ( is he??) valukkatayama kootittu ponaan.

Seri cut-out paathona kandippa horror movie’ah irukkum nu mudivu panninen...but adhu chancae illaatha oru comedy movie...

Thinkin dat d theatre’d be empty we,the aw(ful)some twosome entered...but to our surprise...theatre full’ah youth kootam...naangalum dhaan....modhalla villain...no villi intro..oru worst local pombala.....a jeep does a grvity defying act and flies some 100 ft in air ,then suddenly 20-25 ppl enter a godown...they fly out in all direction...door thorakkudhu...hero’va kaataraanga....camera down...heero’ kaal...camera pan up....while v all expected to c his face....ther was darkness...thn came his face...adhuvum dark....while d first spell of darkness was due to a thing called thoppai...2’nd (face) due to thick foliage in his face which common ppl like us call a “podhar” ...yes u guessed rightly....hero=our own “karadi"...T.R...the theatre goes crazy…calls n shouts of thalaivaaaa...

Then he does a “matrix” like trick n avoids all aruvaals n kattais [wood’ah sonnen plz do not think otherwise ;-)] costume = latest one’s 4m “porukki” saari “POKKIRI” :)

Telling bout this film…many new innovations ‘ve been tried out in this movie…like usin tharaasu with perfection as weapon…yup….no’one has done so be it bolly or Hollywood.

Story’la oru tusttu(aamaa neraya irukkum....)...wat na u’ll be thinking dat T.R is a “dada” (not ganguly....the rowdy one) but paarunga appidi oru direction....avar oru vakeels..adhuleyum M.L.A vera...

Ppl be aware n follow d story carefully…coz indha padathula no editors…so it’ll be in some random sequence in which they’ve shot…

Padathula comedy track’e thevayilla…T.R does it himself and is woven along with the kadhai( if one is there really)…for eg

A cop stops him n asks 4 bribe…viz “yedhaavadhu konjam vettu” our heeeeero dutifully vettifies his hand n asks “vettinadhu podhuma???” and so on….

Also when a collector asks…”edhaavadhu weight’ah kudu” thala sends us rollin with laughter (oovack..) by givin her a big paaraangal…n innocently asks “weighttu ok va”…andha expression’ah paakaname…wow (ada raamaa…) semma comedy…

habbaaa...one kutti break...aduttha part'la kadhaiya sollaren...whew

Disci : paartu paarta ezhudhinadhaala kadaisiya commentalaam'nu mattum thappu kanakku potturadheenga....ellathuleyum potti nerambanam...ellam unga nallathukkaaga dhaan :-)

Quwatarrr adichaachu.... :)

2007-02-17T21:51:00.000+05:30

Hiya folks.... pona post edho out of d blue damil’la pottuten....indha vaatiyum try pannalaam nu paathaa.... time irukka maatengudhu....naa vera romba ezhuthu kooti ezhudharenaa......seri namma ambi sonna maadhiri eppidiyaavadhu Friday oru post pottrulaam’nu ;)) .....dho thanglish’leye blogaren...

Adhuvum namma velli vizha postu veraiya.... konjam perisa irukkum....indha line'ah mattum padichuttu..aamaa perisa irukku apparam padikkaren....appidi'nu laam no dakalti ...maruvaadhiya padichuttu thuppunga :))

“Rendu postukku mela poda maata da nee” ‘nu sonna manasaatchi’kku challenge vittu....dho ippo 25’la vandhu nikkudhu......ellaa unga anbinaalum aasirivaadhathinaalum of course unga salivary glandsu’naalum dhaan... :)

Vineshu…vineshu’nu en college sr’oda blog’ah appappo padippen.....romba comedyaavum, thot provoking’aavum irukkum avar post....naamalum ezhudhalaam’nu appo dhaan oru chinna peelings...aanaa thot provoking’ah irukka koodaadhu’nu appove mudivu pannitten...en??…en’na enakku appidi ezhudha varaadhu…as simple as dat… :))

Namba dhaan bayangara surusruppu’la.....adhukkula 6 maasam odi pochu....aanaalum blogina paad illa.....thn one fine day as I was calculating d rate at which my hair grows(adhaavadhu gumbeny’la koopuduvaanga nu wait pannitrundha bodhu)....one of my fello gonna-be colleague told me to start....by usuppethifying dat my sense of humour is good.....(seri seri yaarum ippove thuppa aarambikka vendaam.......adhukkellaam time n place odhukka padum)....

Main intention was to let my peelings out’nu poi laam solla maatten.....edho avan sonnaane ngrathukkaaga aarambichen....

But soon aft startin dis....oru affinity.....apparam yaaravadhu commenta maataangala nu oru nappaasai.....adhuvum nadandhadhu...first first jans commentinaanga…thn ramya (not active now i suppose)....

Andha first 2-3 posts orey satirical’ah pochu....seri nadandhadha ezhudhalaame’nu soomuger post’ah potten.....adhu dhaan turning point’nu sollalaam….coz yaaru vandhaanga’nu paarunga…….my guru naataamai [no no control control....azhadheenga syam… :)) ]…thn kalaasal mannan kk dhaan.....

Slowly I started visiting other blogs apart 4m vinesh’s....thn to many others thru kk n syam.... and of course konjam konjama ingeyum makkals koodinaanga.....thru kk n naattaamai I suppose....

Appidi ippidi’nu my torture to this bloggin world started to continue even after 2 posts.....

Then came thala ambi and gops.....konjam postsukku ivangellam dhaan constant vijitors......

apparam usha’kka vandhahhha.....prithz vandhahhha.....gils vandhahhhha.....mattrum namma blog makkals ellaam vandhahhhha....

aa....idhukku nadula naanum mattha blog’la poi commentuven..... :)) of course with a very good (diabolical) intention dat they’ll come too…. :) :)

ippidi irkku namma kadai’oda parinaama valarchi :))

I’d be failing in my duty if I didn’t thank those spam comments......which made d potti look good....thanks folks....

Innum nerya nakkal adikkanam, .....,melum melum unga salivary glands’ku exercise kudukkanam....appidiye half,fullu’nu adikkanam [ I mean 50, century posts...kozhandhaiya yaarum thappa nenachudapdaadhu :) ].....and also innum 3-4 yrs'la ambi annatha style la.....sollanama.....ungalukke theriyume enna nu ;) ....adhellaam neenga correct’ah purinjindu enna vaazhuthunga.... :))

Disci 1: enna da…25 nu sollaraan loosu paya…24 dhaan aagudhu’nu ellam chollapdaadhu...ungalukke theriyume….naa dhaan golmaal ‘la….. :)) edhuleyum oru vithiyasam irukkum :))

Disci 2: ada....indha loosa paaren....Friday podaren’nu Saturday post’ah podaraan….

Enna’nga pannardhu.....fri night full’ah msging le poiduchu....edho enga college’la pattam tharaanga’nu pasangalaam msg panninaanga....paravallaye kaathadikkara season aache’nu adhukkaaga vajram, bootle odu...appidi ippidi’nu oru periya nool gand’ukku maanjaa pottutu readya ponnen...anga paathaa edho degiree’aam adha dhaan kuduthaanga....adhaan late aaiyiduchu...anyway unga good luck dat u can thuppify d whole weekend on this... ;)

And ppl I did the most daring thing…..adha adutha post’la podaren…then I’m sure u’ll all feel “cha golmaal paavam…nammalukkaaga ennelaam seiyaraan”….nu…watch out….coming soon in a browser near u….. :))

Those darn nails....

2007-02-10T22:44:00.000+05:30

போன பதிவப்பாத்துட்டு நிறய பேர் doing enquiries......"இன்ன பா நல்லாக்கீரய்யா..." "என்னாச்சு திடீர்னு??" அப்பிடி இப்பிடி னு கேட்டுபுட்டாங்க

இதுல ஒருத்தர் "என்ன டா கே.கே மாதிரி நல்லா எழுதனம்னு ட்ரை பண்ணறையா...கேக்கரவன் கேனையனா இருந்தா..எருமை ஏரொப்ளேன் ஓட்டுதுனு சொல்லிடுவயே...ஒழுங்கா வழக்கமா பொடர மொக்கைய போட்டோமா போனோமானு இரு...இல்ல வூட்டுக்கு "cab" வரும்"(ஆடோல நாலு பேர் தான் பத்தராங்களாம்) னு வார்னிங் குடுக்கரார்

இன்னொருத்தர் மெசேஜ் பண்ணி "என்ன நம்ம Syam மாதிரி சமூக சின்தனை போஸ்ட்டா?" னு கேக்கரார்.

UK'லேந்து உஷாக்கா வேர என் நாட்டு பட்றப்பத்தி சந்தேக குரல் எழுப்பிடாங்க.....சோ.....ச்செ...என்ன உலகமடா இதுனு think பண்ணிட்டே(சாரி அதுதான் எனக்கு வராதுனு உங்களுக்கே தெரியுமே)..... "Donkey spoilt small wall...." ngra fruit language'kku etha maadhiri me the bak to d elements...

சரி அப்பிடியே என்ன எழுதலாம்னு தின்க்(மருபடியும் மன்னிக்கவும்...)சரி ஏதோ ஒரு நெனப்புல இருன்தேன்னு வெச்சுக்கோங்களேன்...அப்போ திடீர்னு ஒரு பல்பு(அட ஐடியாவ சொன்னேங்க)..ஏன் நாம ஆணி புடுங்கிங்ஸ் பத்தி எழுத கூடாதுனு...

இது தான் என் Nails pudungings டைம் டேபுள்......

காலைல 6.30 மணி ஆபீச்சுக்கு டாண்னு 7.15க்கு போயிடுவேன்...போனொடனே ஒரு குட்டி nap(பின்ன காலங்கார்தால கொழன்தைக்கு தூக்கம் வராதா என்ன??).....இப்பிடின்னு ஒரு 8.25'க்கா மெசேஜ் வரும் "டேய் கோவாலு கொட்டிக்க வா" னு....all by my kaleegs...who ofcourse wake up early because of their punctual nature...yes, they come to office pretty early [by 7.05 itself...] :))

ஒரு குட்டி பிரேக் எடுதுட்டு 9.15'க்கு திரும்பி வன்துடுவேன்.

I take up my workspace very briskly after my power breakfast.....இதுக்கப்பரம் பயங்கர வேலை தான் போங்க semma flurry of activities..... யாரோ ஒரு புண்ணியவான் என் கஷ்டம் தெரிஞ்சு கேம்ஸு போல்டெர ஒளிச்சு வெச்சிருன்தார்....அத தேடி கன்டுபிடிச்சு வேலைய ஆரம்பிக்கரது இருக்கே ஸ்ஸ்ஸ்ஸபா ரொம்ப -hectic. ;))

10.15'க்கு என் எசமா வருவாரு.......டக்குனு ஒரு டாகுமென்ட்ட தொரன்து கரிக்டா சீன போட்டுறுவேன்.

அவுரு other பக்கம் போனொடனே start meejik தான்.

சரி சரி புரியுது நீங்க கேக்கரது...."எவ்வளொ நேரம் தான் வேலை செய்யர்து"??? அதனால இன்னூரு குட்டி coffee break. 11'க்கு போய் 11.30'க்கு வன்துடுவேன்.

அப்பரம் என்னங்க ஆபீச்சுல நெறய பேர் வருவாங்க போவாங்க அவங்கள எல்லாம் observe பண்ணுவேன்....(நேத்து கூட எதிர் கேபின்'ல that மல்லூ பொண்ணு blue கலர் டாப்ஸ்'ல soooper ) ;))

சீ...இது தான் நீ வேலை செய்யர லக்ஷணமானு கேக்கரவங்களுக்கு ஒரு info
நடூல படிக்கவும் செய்வேன்...யாரோ சம் அதர் புண்ணியவான் நெறய கதை புக்ஸ சேவ் பண்ணி வெச்சிருன்தார்....அதெல்லாத்தையும் பொரட்டி பாப்பேன்....

அதுக்குள மணி 1.15 ஆய்யிடும்..."கொட்டிக்க வா"னு இன்னோரு மெசேஜ்....."இதோ......."னு சொல்லிட்டு கடமை தவராம கொட்டிக்க போய்டுவேன். 1.50'க்கு back at d desk....

உன்ட மயக்கம்......சொல்லனமா

அட மணி 2.15 ஆச்சு..கெளம்பணம்....சோ எல்லாருக்கும் பை பை சொல்லிட்டு...ஐ த எச்க்கேப்பு...

அட சொல்ல மரன்துட்டேனே all these பிஜி வேலைக்கு நடூல பிளாகர்து, மேயில் செக் பண்ணர்து மட்டும் தான் கொஞ்ஜம் relaxation. :))))

DISCI: all makkals....me the walk damil, talk damil, laugh damil...but me no write damil ...................... :( ...adhaan konjam imbrooov aagalaame'nu...........ungala kashta paduttharen (hee hee...how i love to do dat....) so vazhakkam pola thuppittu pogardhu illaama konjam isupelling misutake'ah sollittu ponga....(adhukkaaga kozhandhaiya romba kindal pannaadheenga) :))

Seri romba kashta paduthiten'nu oru golti feelings....saari Guilty feelings vandhuda koodaadhe'nu konjam jokes...

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Police: Unakku naalai'kku kaalaila 5 mani'kku thookku dhandanai....

thalappa kattina kaidhi : ha ha ha ha....

Police: yedhukku pa sirikkara....unakku bayam illa??

tkk : haiyo...haiyo....naa endhirikirthe 7 mani'kku dhaane...

------@#@#@#----

Maths teacher: if u hav 12 chocolates...n u give 5 to priya, 4 to anitha and 3 to preethi...what'll u get???

Student: 3 new girl friends.... :)

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Seri ensoi......(till my next post)

India Rising....

2007-01-30T20:47:00.000+05:30

I've always had this urge to write about India and about it's glory. And at what other better time could i write it....with India powering it's way to success. This republic day i was amazed at d sense of patriotism that people displayed as the tanks n tabloids rolled along Rajpath..... their hearts swelling with the pride of being an "Indian". I was in an awe looking at the technological and millitary might v have...(wow!! how the Madras Regiment marched smartly). Maybe they had always displayed this pride...but somehow i felt that it was projected in a big way this time around.

I had always wondered how such an advanced civilization of the past couldn't buckle up quickly. It is not that v were pushed to that limits of backwardness by our oppressors....it jus took some time that's it...

Why this sudden surge??? Is it because of the rise in the standard of people....(mainly economic...education...nah it takes d back seat as of now...) or is it the awareness...(media of course...).

With Indians making a mark in almost all the fields all over the world people are looking at us with renewed respect. Many people seeking to become like their Icons. Speaking of Icons...i can c lots of them springing up. And yes INDIAN ICONS....

Can v now say India is reaching it's "Golden Age"....??? Well whether or not v can...v can say one thing for sure....there is definitely bright times ahead for us....

There are people who always crib about something or the other but in this moment I feel that v can take up any challenges in this world...come wat may.... surely v r surging to the top of the world...

seri romba iskool'la opikkaraa maadhiri speech kuduthuten.... :)

Indha nerathula i'd like to congratulate...Hamara Bajaj...err sorry...Ajeet Bajaj for becoming the first Indian to conquer both north and south pole....

and also tell "all the best " for TATA for the corus acquisition.....(not esamaanar visvaasam...but as a fellow Indian....solliten aamaa...!!) ;))

and yes my "Sabaash" to Nilambur in Kerala for becoming the first town in India to provide total primary education to it's population .....

Innum neraya ennellaamo ezhudhanam nu thonudhu...but u see unga nalla neram....edho script'aame adha dhaan ezhudhanam nu en esamaa sollitaaru...seri naanum edho kadhai dhaane nu ok sollitten...apparam dhaan theriyudhu adhuvum prograaaamaaam...so adhukkaaga edhaavadhu paakka vandhen...andha gap'la dhaan idhu... ;))

UPPPUDATU.... >>> 31.01.07

Naa "ALL THE BEST" sonna TATA'kku ippo "Congratulations" sollikkaren....wow wat a proud moment...

Benchaaa??? apiidinaa????

2007-01-21T18:15:00.000+05:30

DISCI::: Romba naal kazhichhu indha pakkam varadhunaala konjam vala vala nu post perusssssaaaaaaa irukkum....vazhakkam pola periya manasu panni padichuttu....apparam orama comments section'la thuppunga... :))

Ada!!! vela seiiyaren nu sonna kooda yaarum namba maatengraanga pa....nejam’nga....nambungalen....indha pinju kozhandhai’ya yaarume namba maateengala????.....well I got an interview call 4m a gumbeny that makes the world’s only supersonic cruise missile.....seri polaame....edho padichathukku yetha pola oru velainu nenachen...

Idhukkaaga paranai mela irundha electrical buks ellaathaiyum dhoosi thatti eduthu vechen....

Apparam namma vootu president(paati) oru missile’ah thooki mandaile pottaanga...."ennakku nee unga ammava vittu delhi poradhu pidikkala"....

Um...hmm...nalla velai....adhu idhu nu solli thaja panninen.....next day foreign affairs minister(akka1) called up 4m her place n told dat she’d asked her frnd wrkin in defense related org and dat frnd did not recommend this job for me....

Again president passed a motion....paaru foreign min’e sollitaanga...

Finally called up a cabinet meeting for discussing all d matters affiliated with this and then came to a conclusion dat they din like d idea of me goin..only external affairs min(akka2) was there to support me

Summa try dhaane’nu solli paathen...but avanga ennavo naa range’nu nenachu..no no apparam adhu kidaikkum...thn nee adhukku sanda pottu poiduva...

Kadaisiya thalai lendhu pogai vara varaikkum yosichhu....”there are things that take higher priority than my personal aspirations” nu solli manasa thethikkittu....idho weekend intervoo trip’ah cancel panni bloggitturuken....

Idha cancel panninadhuleyum oru nanmai irundhudhu....i was to take d day off....thank my stars n president I didn’t....see wat happened....

------>>>INTERVAL ONNU<<<-----
Scene 1

Dhoorathula oru chinna paiyyan orama okkandhukittu ennavo pannitrukkaan.....enna nu paatha oru mara bench.....adha avan oru kizhinja thuniyala thodaikkaraan....

Oru kaal mattum focus’la vardhu...tottukku tottukku nu kaladi sattham....camera pan up....paiyyan nimundhu paakaraan....seri adhu yaaro nu nenachu thirumbavum avan velaiya continue pannaraan....

Dhideernu andha aal....namma paiyyanoda kaiyya pudichhu...”thambi gumbooter’la prograaaam panna vendiya indha pinju kaiya vechu indha velaiya pannaraiye pa??? nee yaaru??

Andha paiyyan : naa dhaan golmaal saar...pudhusa bench thodaikka vandhirukken

Aal.. : thambi u unallocated??

Gmg: aamanga esamaan....

Aal: ungalukku Java theriyuma

Gmg: edho....matthavanga ezhudhina adhu en kannukku theriyum....

Aal:hmmmm..... interview’kku vaa...

Scene 2

Adhe aal: vaanga golmaal vaanga....idhu interview illa summa pesalaam....

Gmg: appidiya pesalaame....enna pesalaam?? Ulaga samaadhaanatha pathiya???

Aal: adhellam vendam...unakku java theriyum nu sonnaye endha alavukku....

Gmg: *confidence oda maru uruvam aache* endha alavu nu solla mudiyaadhu esamaa aana naa padichhu therinjuppen nu nambikkai irukku....

Aal:hmmm....

*konjam vetti pechu....nee yengendhu vara....oor pera sonna odane....aah avalo dhoorathulendhaa....blah blah*

Apparama oru podu pottaar...indha program ezhudhu....

Gmg: ennadhu prograamaa?? Sun tv la vardhu mattum dhaane enakku theriyum....naa venumna logic sollarene??

Aal: parava illa pa....summa ezhudhu thappa irundhaalum no prob....

Gmg: appidiye aagatum esamaa..... *avar sonna maadhiriye thappa ezhudi kuduthaan*

Aal: nice talking to u.....by any chance are u married??

Gmg: *slightly taken aback* innadhu???kannalamaa??? innum oru dharava kuda aagalingo...nu solli oru smile...hee hee

Aal: u go ahead...’ll tell d result to resource mgr.

---->>>INTERVAL RENDU<<<----

Scene 3

Allocation meet sort of thing....

Grp. Ldr. : so only 3 left unallocated huh...reads 3 names...(gmg name not there)

Gmg: thala appo naanu???

GL: u’ve been taken already no???

Gmg: appidiya ennakku theriyaadhe....RM onnum sollalaye??

GL: yes u r taken...u’re into blah blah project....u can meet the person who interviewed u...r u willing to wrk in it???

Gmg: ennadhu willing’aah...edhavadhu vela paathu pottu kudutha podhumnu irukken....

GL: ok...good luck on ur wrk....

Gmg: orey aanandha tears oda...nandri esamaa....

Thus on the 11th day of joinin his gumbeny...our hero*cough...cough*[ ada kadhai padi appidi dhaan.. :)) ] got into a projikt.....

Dho paarunga....ippidi pogudhu namma kadhai...

SUBAM...

Vandhuuuttteeeeeeeennn contd.....

2007-01-16T19:42:00.000+05:30

Hiya folks......hope u r having a great time in this new yr...........and wishing for good times to roll ahead for all of u...........”enna da eppovo vandhutaane innum oru postum podalaye nu dhaane kekkareenga”..........enna pannardhu.....velaila avlooooooooo busy.....appidi enna velai???........daily poi naa bench thodacha dhaan ukkaaruvomnu oru gumbale irukku....so oru samooga sevaiya irukkatume nu daily andha velaiya pannaren..... :)) seri adhu pogatum oru padhiva podalaamnu paatha.....my gumbooter (ada kanini’nga) refused to obey me....andha problem ok aayiduchaa....then came another issue.....velai nimitthamaga(ada nejamave velai dhaan'nga) oorukku poren....well here I’m with a leave letter.....’ll be in blogsville after this weekend ....till then have fun...... :))

Idho vandhutttttteeeeeeennnnnn

2006-12-30T19:23:00.000+05:30

Hiya folks...i'm back.....ungala ellaam mokkai poda :)) ...ellarum eppidi irukkeenga??? fill me in ok......wow!!! chennai looks quite changed.....after livin 4 two months without any noos bout d outer world there are many things to catch up with....sonia-selva kanaalam,fly overs blah blah blah....got my posting in chennai joinin on 2nd jan....so mei happy hoon (hindila sollaren aama).... :)) idho varen unga ellaaroda kadaikkum...lots of posts to catch up too....seri ippo apeet aayikkaren oor suttha poren......Wishin u all a happy n prosperous new yr.......inime aapicela poi blog pannaren ;)

Hiya folks...

2006-11-15T18:37:00.000+05:30

Hi all....it has been 15 days since i started my trng and i've got first internet slot now. I'm finding my corporate life a bit lousy. Bhubaneswar is a very slow and calm place where time alone flies very fast. idho ippo dhaan blogger use panninathukku i got this msg "ur employee id has been tracked.....blah blah blah blah blah....v know watever sites u've visited" appidiya nu sollittu thilaalangadi vela panni idho i'm blogging again :)) inga orey national integration dhaan. All mallu girls (woohoo....) looking pretty. People have come here from different parts of the country. Pasanga'laam orey bent upon putting kadalai. [seri seri naanum dhaan....but very limited....i don't like unrelated talking u c ;)) ] idho ingey oru mallu boy morachufying me as he's reading this. seri talking bout this place v're being trained at kalinga institute of technology in bhubaneswar. campus'laam scene'ah irukku. edho enakku therinja "ek gaon mein ek kisaan raghu thaathaa", ek dho theen, bas, thoda...etc ngra hindiya vechhu ottiturukken. And since being a mallu by ancestory mallu gurls kittey malayalathula dhaan pesaren(adhuvum ara-korai dhaan). Training'la en batchkku mattum idhu varaiikkum full technical. Daily poren..... a/c'la thoongaren. Thirumbi veetukku varen....going back for dinner(yes my house n trainig place are some 3-4 kms apart so daily a bus comes to fetch us)....again go back sleep.

Comin to d important topic.....sapaadu....absolutely sucks.....eppo paathaalum panneer....chapaathiya dhoosi thatti dhaan saapadanum....avalo maavu...adhu mattum innum set aagala....

ennattha solla...nothing can beat chennai....by the way i've got my test comin up next week....all other fellows checkin out some web-sites regarding that......naa mattum inga...... :))

i think this'll be my last post here(very biji u see)......hope i'll get my posting in chennai....sorry i cudn't reply to ur comments or visit ur blogs....(again gettin that msg).....i'll give a detailed report wen i come over there......

take care
cheers
-gops

Bye for now....

2006-10-26T11:51:00.000+05:30

Hi ppl....indha vaaram 2 sad noos...one....my sishyan retired 4m his career of racing( whew these wiki people already termed him as an Ex driver)...already tributes are flowing....for more on his records and other tributes chek out KK and Naattaamai’s blog, for more about himself and stuff chek out his official web-site [yes it’s in german and he’ll be soon adding things about me too :) ] but don’t u fans worry he’ll be back after this weekend (after “Ferrari day”-a festival hosted every year by the Ferrari family) taking up position in the team mostly in the rank of strategist. Many people say he’s a bongu fellow and all other stuff.... but champions like him (and me) always have a tinge of arrogance arising out of their “no-one shall beat me spirit”...so no botheration in saying that he's my sishyan :D . Second sad noos is dat I won’t be gracing ur blogs with my presence frequently coz I’m leaving for Bhubaneswar this Saturday for my training. [“hmmm....romba sandhosam...unna yaar kooptaa...open house, dog enter maadhiri nuzhanjuttu romba thaan nakkals”...ippidi ellam neenga yaarum cholla maateenganu theriyum.... coz I know u r all anbaanavargal and panbaanavargal...now u can’t deny that... :)]. As if corresponding to my mood the sky is grey and dull. Maybe the gods are shedding tears of sorrow/joy :) . Or v can also put in another way…maybe they’ve become a little diabetic after all the diwali sweets forcing them to take a leak every now n then :)) (hope my train doesn’t get cancelled). {Sorry 4 my blandness… }.

That's schumi sharing a lighter moment with me.... :)

Namma naattaama eppovum pola century pottuttu iruppaaru , karthikeyan range’ah kadhai solluvaaru adhukku nadoola appappo chittu vandhu cinema bits’ah nice’ah sollum, ambi naattukku thevaiyaana pala ariya vishayatha alli veesuvaaru ;) , namma kk vazhakkam pola samooga sindhanai’oda padhivu poduvaaru......apparam sollave venaam namma bharani bhavana’vaiyum bsk dipika’vaiyum jolls vittu post poduvaanga...as for jans...hee hee she’ll not have time coz she’ll be (hopefully) fried in coimbatore in her training{haiya jolly}. Prithz‘ll be ecstatic in her posts as always(ippo dhaan edho kavidhaiya kottraanga). Priya avanga postaala namma nerathaiyum priyamaana nerama aakiduvaanga. Prasanna kalakkal comedy’ah padhivu pannuvaaru. Naattaamayin pangaali... Sudan puli.....venaam naa edhuvum sollala...apparam avar kaara saarama commenti en maanattha kappalla...cha cha...NH7 la edhaavadhu sardarji ottara lorry’ah stop panni adhula yethi vittuduvaar...Gils naa poittu varthukkula “paartha nyabagam illayo- part 29” ezhudhirruppaar....G-talk G3 vazhakkam pola...sollanama?? hee hee... Ippdi ellarum ellaaroda postah padichuttu sandhosama irunga.... :)
(naa innum neraya blog ulaga nanbargal pera miss pannirppen....my memory is poornu kadhai ellam vida maatten....ennaku unga style’ah eppidi sollardhu nu theriyala avalo dhaan....u see my imaginason kurudhai is down with flu....appidiye nalla irundhuttaalum...)

Seri, appaapo naanum namma pakka tamizhan-gops maadhiri etti paappen. Appo yaaru nee’nu lam kekapdadhu....

Okie folks.... take care...4get me-not. wishing everyone great success and happiness....
If I get to blog then ok.... but if I don’t.... well here’s me wishing u all a happy kaarthigai deepam... merry Christmas...happy New Year...and happy all the festivals in between.... (Hopefully I’ll b back aft new yr)

Cheers...

Porappo summa povena...idho some facts about F1...

F1 car is made up of 80,000 components, if it were assembled 99.9% correctly, it would still start the race with 80 things wrong!

When an F1 driver hits the brakes on his car he experiences retardation or deceleration comparable to a regular car driving through a BRICK wall at 300kmph!!!

F1 car can go from 0 to 160 Kmph AND back to 0 in FOUR seconds!!!!! !!

F1 car engines last only for about 2 hours of racing mostly before blowing up on the other hand we expect our engines to last us for a decent 20yrs on an average and they quite faithfully DO.... that’s the extent to which the engines r pushed to perform...

An average F1 driver looses about 4 Kg of weight after just one race due to the prolonged exposure to high G forces and temperatures for little over an hour (Yeah that's right!!!)

To give you an idea of just how important aerodynamic design and added down force can be, small planes can take off at slower speeds than F1 cars travel on the track.

Without aerodynamic down force, high-performance racing cars have sufficient power to produce wheel spin and loss of control at 160 Kmph. They usually race at over 300 Kmph.

In a street course race like the Monaco grand prix, the down force provides enough suction to lift manhole covers. Before the race the manhole covers on the streets have to be welded down to prevent this from happening!

The re-fuellers used in F1 can supply 12 ltrs of fuel per second. This means it would take just 4 seconds to fill the tank of an average 50-liter family car. They use the same refueling rigs used on US military helicopters today.

TOP F1 pit crews like those of Ferrari’s and Mc’Larens can refuel and change tyres in around 3 seconds.

It took me 5 and a half sec to read above point.

Normal tyres last 60 000 - 100 000 km. Racing tyres are designed to last 90 - 120 km.

A dry-weather F1 tyre reaches peak operating performance (best grip) when tread temperature is between 900C and 1200C. (Water boils at 100C remember) At top speed, F1 tyres rotate 50 times a second. (That is the frequency of current wave in the electric supplies in India).

That’s F1 for u....naa apaalika repeat aayikaren....

The Moped diaries….

2006-10-19T10:42:00.000+05:30

This is a (supposedly) welcome break from my ususal ramblings.....ellarum kadhai ezhudhardha paathuttu naamalum post panninaa ennanu nenachen...idho.....[padinchhu paathuttu thuppunga :)) ]

The market place was teeming with people making all sorts of noises, with the buses honking for their way through. There were 2 two-wheeler stands near the so-called bus stand that stood adjacent to each other with different kinds of vehicles packed in neat rows.

A black scooty started from one of the stands. As if that was the signal a blue TVS Champ also started from the next stand. The scooty snaked it’s way through the crowds and into the by-lanes, quietly shadowed by the TVS champ with it’s anxious rider never even for a second keeping his eyes off the scooty.

The girl was in her teens with her cool blue colored uniform of salwar-kameez. He could see her neatly plaited hair. It was drizzling that day, her clothes hung to her body such that her perfect hourglass figure was noticeable from a distance. His imagination ran wild. And soon he was in a romantic scene with her in his mind but was conscious enough to look out for her. She was piloting her scooty off the by-lanes and into an isolated stretch of road. The guy too looked smart in a similarly colored shirt and he very badly wanted to catch up with her. But alas the horses in his old TVS’s engine were weary and exhausted.

The next day similar thing happened. But to the boy’s surprise the scooty seemed to go slower through the isolated stretch. Or was it really?? Nope it was jus that the boy’s enthusiasm to catch up made him imagine that his champ was going faster. But he was sure that the girl had seen him in her rear-view mirror. And that he too saw her face in the mirror. She was indeed stunningly beautiful just like the rexona girl who the window cleaner sights.

Daily while returning from school there would be packs of guys making catcalls and howling at her all the way till the bus stop. He’d see all this very silently and move along with his friends damning those fellows under his breath. If the situation seemed to get out of hand she’d soon beckon for an auto and travel in it along with some of her friends.

Many days they’d traveled in the same bus. He’d just gape at her and even that gal would throw casual glances at him. He had never spoken to a girl before, considering the fact that many of his mates would never spare a chance of mocking him when he was found doing so.

Everyday as soon as her scooty started he’d also start his vandi. When the scooty slowed down the champ would also slow down. But he’d just follow her from a safe distance and had never thought about catching up with her except for one incident that happened day before yesterday in the bus. Ever since he’d been dying to talk to her but never picked up the courage because of his friends. And he couldn’t catch up with her in these two days.

So as the third day came up he was determined to speak to her. So he came up in the earlier bus and was waiting for the scooty to start. After some time she came walking like a model on a ramp (seeing him from the corner of her eyes). He waited for the sound of the scooty but a grumpy bullet’s powerful sound drowned the sound of her scooty.
Soon he saw a big…no HUGE man with a big mush riding along with her in his bullet. Cursing his luck he followed as usual. Soon they reached the isolated stretch. He was obviously afraid of the man in the bullet, but surely he had to do something about it today. So picking up his courage he called out “Excuse me”…”Excuse me”. The girl in the scooty stopped and seemed somewhat uneasy about the prospect. The man too stopped, came up to the boy and with a booming voice said

“ ennappaa daily follow pannaraiyaame”(so she had noticed it all these days), “ Schoollukku ponomaa ozhunga padichomanu illaama indha vayasule ippidi alaiyaraye” and many other things.(jus highlighting the important dialogues)

“Ininme indha maadhiri follow pannina…” “edho en ponnu schoolla padikkarayenu solli vidaren”

“Schooleyum unga veetuleyum complaint pannirppen…padikkara pulla future spoil aayidume sollitu vidaren”, “paathu ndandhukko sollitten…idhu dhaan unakku first and last warning”

It was like a bolt out of clear sky to the boy. Nobody had ever reprimanded him so badly.
The boy who stood shaken by what had happened, at last spoke in a timid voice…

..............................................................................................................…To be continued......... :))

#HAPPY DIWALI/DEEPAVALI TO ALL #
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.................................................................................................check the comment box for the continuation of the story...apparam thuppunga.... :))

very late disci : champ fellow me dhaan...but the whole thing is a work of fiction except for the following daily part......(ellaarum yen yenna appidi paakareenga...)

Jallikattu kaalai part-1

2006-10-14T22:31:00.000+05:30

Ennakkum en sun signkkum (Taurus) pasa pinaippu adhigam. Many a times there have been incidents involving the bulls (not the NBA team....the real ones) and me. As I told in dipika daavu’s blog [who is very excited at this moment coz he's soon to be noticed by his glam doll, way to go annathe!!] I’ll roll out two of dem in parts. This one happened wen I was in my 6th or 7th std. Naa appo romba chamathu boy, ippovum appidi dhaan :) [adhula enna aachariyam adhan theriyume nu neenga sollardhu en kaadhula vizhudhu :) ]. Iskool vittodane we used to dash off to d railway station to get an earlier train. So naturally short cut la dhaan povom. We used to go as a gang always. The short cut was a big kaavaa dug for the Krishna nadhi neer thittam, which never came. On that fateful day India was playing Pakistan sollanama…so v were dying to get d earlier train itself 4 sure. So lunchle idhukkelam plan pannitom.

Vazhakkam pola classes attend pannara maadhiri act vututu bell adikka kaathutirundhen. But sadly during d aft noon hours v got some eggjam paper and all d others in my gang got some imposition and they had to stay bak :( Seri ntu naa kelambi ponen. Kaavaala erangara vazhila oru maadu ninnutirundhudhu. I waved my bag at it to shoo it out of d way. Soon I heard a sound. It was like someone breathing hard. Yaaruda adhunu thirumbi paathaa….namma Chicago bullu.....andha maatoda boyfriend pola....avalo dhaan odane oru triple barrel roll panni reached the d bottom of d kaava (actually I slipped n fell adhellam veliya solla maattom la....arasiyalla idhellam jagajamappa). Got up quickly and started running adhuvum vidala though it was a bit slow in d descent semma pick up.... with sooper background moosik running in my mind I ran ran and ran. Thru the turning and into the sandhu. It was a tough job running with ma school bag weighing close to some 10kgs considering the fact that I was not so athletic (u see I’m nicely built, enough to carry my head, worthy of joining d MENSA.) hee hee.

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my BG moosik...

It was really close. Apponu paathu oru ungil who was seeing d scene from a distance, shouted “thambi inga vandhudu....seekaram” keeping d door of his house open. Aaha nalladha pochhu I was thinking dat it’d chase me till d station which was around some 1 km 4m d school. 2 days schoollukku pola (saw d next match in d comfort of d hospital bed). Edho naatla nallavanga naalu per irukkardhunaala golmaal idha post pannitirukkaan. Innum kooda school pakkam pona indha incident nyabagam varum. Idhey maadhiri innoru incidentum irukku....dat’ll come in part2. :)

PS:dunno y the fonts r goin crazy....my 4th attempt in gettin it right :((

The weird me…..

2006-10-11T20:52:00.000+05:30

This tag has been circulating blogsville for long. And earlier NelVayal Ilavarasi marutham ,in one of her comments asked me to take up this tag and kk thandhirama sadhi senju tagged d same. So tag’ah... aahaa...adhu idhunu solli scene podama chamatha tag ezhudhirkken. Many of the weird things were told already by many other fellow bloggers. So I’ll list out things dat are a bit different.

King of Build-ups: Many a times I’ve hyped up matters beyond proportion. Naa build-up kudutha matter nadandhu mudinjona dhaan theriyum aahaa indha alavukku perisaayiduchaa nu. For eg. When I was d placement co-ord I used to hype up dat andha company vardhu indha company vardhu appidi ippidi and coax all my classmates to attend personality devpt and other spl classes arranged during the holidays. Class ellam mudinjodane dhaan theriyum....elaam enaa gummu gummunu gummuvaanga....idhu mattum illa, but idhu dhaan veliya sollara maadhiri irundhudhu.

Mr.Harichandran: Konjamum koocha padaama reel viduven. With perfect reaction in my face I’d tell tales of yonder. Sometimes chain poi ellaam solla vendyirukkum. But most of them saved my skin and others too (paathengala ellaam nallathukkaaga dhaan). And later I’d feel very guilty of it. Seri seri idha patthi vilakka vendaam, apparam neraya vishayam veliya vandhudum. :)

Ellam therinja ekaambaram: Romba over-confidence enakku. Topicae theriyalana kooda adha patthi neraya pesuven. Indha maadhiri scene podardhellam w.r.t frnds dhaan. Mattha padi lec kelvi kekkum bodho interviewsleyo indha strategies no apply.For eg; there are various mock-lectures and seminars where I wouldn't take a paper, thinking that i knew how to express it out of my heart and got great mokkai . But I do take pains in getting to know about what I had talked without knowing.....

Pasappardhaa-what is that? Ivlo diplomaticah irukkene, aanalum I don’t know to talk in a way others tend to like. I’d tell the facts straight as it is and will not beat around the bush. This has irked many around me. And they’ll ask "en da naasukka solla theriyaadha?". For e.g.: I’d tell a lec directly that the lecture was boring and that it could be made more interesting if some effort was taken by him/her. Result: Kekkanamaa. :)

The methodical robot: I don’t know how I caught this habit. But I always like to be organized and prepared. Even if I don’t complete the given task I’d prepare many good excuses and try to put that up in various situations. So my friends never copy assignments n stuff 4m me…coz it’ll be well researched and long and I’d finish most of them in time. And i don't like to copy too[except in exams :)]. Idhula enna wierdnu kekkalaam but I can’t even relate orderliness with me when I see my other traits. :) so that’s why it’s weird in my view.

The laughing Buddha: Yes except for the tonsured head I can say I’m a kinda laughin Buddha. I laugh too much. Sometimes I laugh out suddenly and incessantly thinking of something else while doing some other task. For that matter even my sister’s like dat. We laugh just by seeing each other with no specific jokes or reason and get scolded by our parents and others.

Talk more Work less : Do you think i talk too much?? I mean people say i talk too much but i don't think i talk that much. I may talk a lot, but tons of people talk more than what i talk..... :))

All these are the weird things in me. But this one below happens to me I really dunno why???

Nalla paiyan=caught in controversy: Enna dhaan naa over build-up kuthaalum,overah reel vittu scene pottaalum ellaarum enna nallllllllla paiyannu nambaraanga. So whatever controversy happens I’d naturally be drawn into it even if I were not present in the scene. For e.g.: In a very unfortunate incident where one of my friends attempted suicide I was called up and asked about what had happened even when I said I was not there and had been to a symposium. My coll chairman called me d next day and asked about the situation in d class etc. etc. and gave a sermon on how we should behave professionally and so on. Adhaan class rep adhu idhunu neraya per irukkaangala. Question paper leak- call gopal and enquire, Planning a strike- call gopal and enquire, classla kamnaatithanam –call gops n enquire....ennanga da idhu??? This has happened right 4m my school days. And I’d be put in uncomfortable position of whom to support. Eppidiyo diplomaticah veliya vandhuduven. Hope it’ll not continue in my work place as well.

Finally introspection.....naa indha tag ezhudhinadhe weird dhaan. U see naa eppovume enna patthi think pannidhadhilla (evlooooo nallavan!!!) so ippidiya namma irukkom nu yosikkardhe enna porutha varaikkum weird dhaan. :)

Updated wierdness....12.10.06

Golmaal the Viking: Just like the erstwhile Vikings I’d also raid the attics once in a while and hoard all junkies ranging from my paati’s marapaachi dolls to old books, toys etc.

Guinness gopal: I like collecting chocolate wrappers. Once I had a big pile of them amukkified and stacked away from my mom’s scanner, which would’ve surely got me a place in the record books. But sadly a regiment of ants raided it which was immediately noticed by my mom. And lo it was confiscated. With that I still remain as golmaal gopal rather than Guinness gopal.... :(

Tring-tring-tring: I don’t know how this stuck on to me. But this is certainly weird. I’d always wait for the phone bell to ring thrice before I pick it up however near I might be to the phone.

The animated me: I’m very animate. Summa kaiyala romba jadai ellam kaatite pesuven. The actions come very naturally to me. Maybe because I was too good while reciting those rhymes in my KG classes. For e.g. consider this interview scene, two lovely females asking me all sorts of questions.

F1: what did u do in your ED (Engineering Drawing)?

Me: (having collected some details 4m those who attended the interview earlier) we drew simple figures like square, rectangle etc. (coz many people told all that we had and got screwed big time) [of course drawing those figures in air] (another example for Mr.Harichandran)

F1&F2: *laughing* Oh is it?? then how bout involutes, evolutes, cycloids etc.

Me: heh heh.... those are the advancements of these simple figures I told, on the three-dimensional plane. [Again rolling my hands like showing them magic tricks] (Build-uppu)

F2: What softwares did u use for drawing those?

Me: We didn’t use any software.

F2: Then where did u practice your drawings?

Me: We do it in the E.D hall * with my hand shooting upwards to indicate the hall’s location in the fourth floor *

F1: so didn’t they tell u how to handle CAD software?

Me: err...we just used drafters, rulers and compasses etc.

Me: *ranting about Anna university’s outdated syllabus and about the need for reforms in education. * (valakkam pola build-up)

And so on....

Ciao folks.....

Oh tag panna marandhuten pola...this one 's to be taken up by janani(i've never seen a tag in her blogs) and G-talk G3 [appa a respite 4m her needhikkaaga nedum payanam :) ]

Ellorukkum oru நற்ச்செய்தி (good noos)#

2006-10-08T17:59:00.000+05:30

Hiya folks....me kinda busy with purchase.... not 4 deepavali.....but 4 my joining in ma combeny. Orey formals :( hmmm very grim situation.....no gr8 choices 4 us menfolk...always those same old dull colors, not much of designs....cha. Seri matteruku varuvom.....aft this month I might stop blogging temporarily for around 2 months :(.....(ok now don’t feel very happy...i only said I MIGHT) coz ppl at d place ‘m goin to doesn’t use much of the higher end technology than

HOT

abacus or most of the computers are still wet, thanks to the floods . My combeny usually called as Totally Confusing Solutions (henceforth to be called as Totally Cool Solutions.....adhaan naan porenla :) seri seri even jans 4 dat matter) picked me up thru cambus placement program. Place aagi almost one n a half yrs aagudhu n me gonna join only now...dho ippo koopuduvaan ippo koopuduvaan nu time dhaan waste panninen (seri seri illana mattum enna kizhichirpa nu kekapdadhu). Now dat my date for joining is fixed I feel a kinda jittery. I don’t feel matured enough to work (did everyone felt so??? Or was everyone eager to wrk??) :( dunno y?? Edho thirubavum schoolla serara maadhiri oru feeling.

HOTTER[prithzkku ;)]

Mixed feelings have been running thru my mind these days. Oru pakkam innum padichirkalamo nu, the other side telling I shouldn’t do away with the first opportunity I got. Even now while typing this I couldn’t comprehend d fact dat I’d be working in a couple of weeks. No more a student. Now I’ll be held responsible 4 watever I do.(dakalti vela pannanumnu nenacha pannalaam dhaan.... :-) irundhalum....). Naa innum chinna paiyan boo hoo....

HOTTEST :)

Okie folks ennakku edhuvum post pannave thona maatengudhu...do update things at your end to crudor@gmail.com.

Ahem *politician tone* enakku ithunai naal adharavu thandha anbu nenjangalukku enadhu nenjaarndha nandrigal......(yele yaaruppa anga...oru soda odai pa)

Pain is not when we miss good things in our life....but it is when v think of those moments and wonder “whether those days will come back?” ....(ada kai thattungappa....romba kashtapattu en sarithira,boogola,marutthuva, poriyial moolaiya kasakki pizhnji kaya pottu edho oru maadhiri peelingsa ezhudhirkomla...) * edhukku idhu nu kekkapdadhu...aamaa *

Sure’ll miss u folks..... a big hug to all....

*sniff* *sniff* dhanda soru was tasty....’ll miss dat too....

#d title and the pictures were to put u out of tracks…(seri seri title correct dhaane nu sollardhu kekkudhu.... நற நற நற) (hope d spelling's right...)

Hey prithz...hot pics pottachhu....now gimme my Nalla paiyan certificate....

The Annanur Grand Prix…

2006-10-02T10:45:00.000+05:30

The race is about to start, the competitors are ready and raring to go, and soon the whistle blows and lo the Annanur Grand Prix has begun.

There’s utter chaos in the 1st turn. The big gray is in the lead now. The competitors both literally and figuratively take to wings. There’s too much of noise and adulation. The crowd is excited and jumps madly as the participants race towards the grand stand. Oh! My god, hell breaks loose and many crash into the grand stand. Now at this stage one cannot distinguish between the participants and the spectators....errr....why???

Are they all Japanese??? Nope....then who crashed??? was it Schumi?? was it Kimi or Mika....no it’s Kaka....yes and that’s why v couldn’t differentiate....it was the kaka’s grand prix at a tree near my house.

This event takes place around March 23rd give or take 5 days. Organized by the “Dada” andang kaka of my area, this event enthuses participants from various areas far and near. I’ve witnessed this event for almost 7 years. There’s no lap count....it’s a kind of endurance race where participants are eliminated one by one as they fail to finish the race and take rest on the puliyamaram (tamarind tree).

Every year it draws crowds of over 150 (on a single tree that is). Our winged friends congregate on the eucalyptus tree, which serves as starting point and the “grand stand”. Let me take you on a flying lap hee hee.... From the grand stand there’s turn 1 and the race reaches the intermediate stage 1 where the racers fly below the television cables and then fall into a straight with speeds reaching.....reaching....eh.....well a few miles per hour and take a turn at “petti” veedu’s coconut tree(nithya’s house). Here comes the most important intermediate stage 2 (jaya’s house) of the power lines where many accidents take place. With tails short-circuiting each other they are off to a long straight to reach the “nachiyar house chicane”[deepthi lives here :) ], zigzagging thru the tall coconut trees. Finally to the grand stand straight. This year’s winner in an exclusive interview to the “motta maadi sightings”- an exciting fortnightly said “ ka ka kaa ka kaka kaa ka ka”.

Have u witnessed any such sporting event???? :) I really don’t know what they were doin but they do fly bout here and there making a ruckus as if in a race....adhaan indha post.....

Seri seri.....din get time to post any sensible thing, movie with guja :) [*eppo dhaan sensible ah post pannirukka nu chinna pulla thanama kekapdadhu.....*]....it’s five steps to the rescue again :)

Official Free passes and cool free merchandises can be obtained by logging on to....www.alaiyudhu-paar-alpam.com :)

India 2030

2006-09-24T10:51:00.000+05:30

I got this as a forward. With few changes here and there i duly forward this to u.... :)

Year: 2030 Place: Two Americans at IBM, USA.

Currency Conversion Rate: Re 1/- = $100/-.

Alex: Hi John, you didn't come yesterday to office?

John: Yeah, I was in Indian Embassy for stamping.

Alex: Oh really, what happened, I heard that nowadays it has become very strict.

John: Yeah, but I managed to get it.

Alex: How long it took to get it stamped?

John: Oh, it was nasty man, long queue. Bill Gates was standing in front of me and they played with him like anything. That's why it got delayed. I went there at 2 am and waited and returned only by 4 pm.

Alex: Really? In India, it is a matter of an hour to get stamped for USA

John: Yeah, but that is because who in India will be interested in coming to USA man, their economy has been booming.

Alex: So, when are you leaving?

John: Anytime, after receiving my tickets from the client in India and you know, I will be getting a chance to fly Air-India. Sort of dream come true.

Alex: How long are you going to stay in India?

John: What do you mean by how long? I will be settled in India, my company has promised me that they will process my Hara Patta....(Green card)

Alex: Really, lucky person man, it is very difficult to get a Hara Patta in India.

John: Yeah, that's why, I am planning to marry an Indian girl there.

Alex: But you can find lots of US girls in Chennai, Bangalore, Hyderabad and Mumbai.

John: But, I prefer Indian girls because they are beautiful and cultured.

Alex: Where did you get the offer, Chennai?

John: Yeah, salary is good there, but cost of living is quite high, it is Rs. 1000/- for a single room accommodation.

Alex: I see, that's too much for US people, Rs.1/- =$100/-. Oh God! What about in Bangalore, Mumbai?

John: No idea, but it is less than what we have in Chennai. It is like the world headquarters of software

Alex: I heard, almost all the Indians are having one personal Robot for help.

John: You can get a BMW car for Rs. 5000/-, and a personal Robot for less than Rs.7500/-. But my dream is to purchase Ambassador, which costs Rs.2,00,000/- but has got a lovely design.

Alex: By the way, who is your client?

John: Iyer and Iyengar Associates, a pure Indian company, specialising in Embedded Software.

Alex: Oh, really, lucky to work in a pure Indian company. They are really intelligent and unlike American Bodyshoppers who have opened their Fly-by-night outfits in India. Indian companies pay you in full even when you are on bench. My friend Paul Allen, it seems, used his bench time to visit Bihar, the most liveable place in India, probably world. There you have full freedom and no restrictions. You can do whatever you want! I wonder how that state has perfected that system.

John: Yeah man!, you are right. I hope our America also follows their footsteps.

Alex: How are you going to cope with their language?

John: Why not? From my school days I have been learning Hindi as my second language here at New York. At the Consulate they tested my proficiency in Hindi and were quite impressed by my cent percent score in TOHIL i.e. Test of Hindi as International Language.

Alex: So, you are going to have fun there.

John: Yeah, I will be traveling in the world's fastest train, world's largest theme park, and the famous Bollywood where you can see actors like, Hrithik, Shahrukh Khan and all. Essel world is also near Bollywood.

Alex: U know Chuck’s son got his admission in MIT...Chuck’s very worried about his future.

John: Hey are u kidding?.... I’d be so happy if my son gets his admission there...wow jus the name's enough….” Madras Institute of Technology.”

Alex: No no john...u got it wrong...chuck's son got his admission in that Massachussets Insstitute of Technology....not in Madras...

John : Oh....no wonder he's worried....uff these namesakes just luring students by keeping similarly sounding names.

Alex: Now that u're going there please enquire about univs in TN and about the score needed to get admits there, my relative’s son wants to go there somehow and he's working hard for it. He has his aim set for ASU…Annanur State University. You know even the world famous entrepreneur Golmaal who found the Maalmart was an alumnus of that univ. Or at least any university in JPR's conglomerate

John: Oh...Okie but it's damn difficult for our people to cope up there. And there's too much of visa restriction too.

Alex: You know the PM is scheduled to visit US next year; he may then relax the number of visas.

John: That's true. Last month, Ratan TATA visited White House and donated Rs. 2000/- for infrastructure development at Silicon Valley and has promised more if we follow the model of High-Tech City of Hyderabad. Bill Gates also got a chance of meeting him. Very lucky fellow.

Alex: OK, Good Luck John.

John: Same to you Alex. And don't go to Consulate in a "Kurta Pyjama" because they will think you are too Indianised and may doubt you will never come back and hence your Non-Immigrant Visa may get rejected. But don't forget to say " Namaste, aap kaise hai " to the Visa officer at Window 5. It seems he likes that and will not give you a visa if you don't greet him that way.

Disclaimer: All characters in the above post are fictitious. Any resemblance to any living or dead is also fictitious.

Cuss the CAS and the Pija too.....

2006-09-18T13:17:00.000+05:30

Hiya folks...afta chatting with my frnd Dicky Rash [name changed to protect identity and also to asingapaduthify him with this beautiful nick name :) ] who’s a cool dude (now dat calls for a treat) ENJOYING his training sessions in INFOrmation SYStems ltd. We came to a conclusion dat I should start writing serious and heady stuff jus like the trng sessions in his company. After giving it much thought I declared”நமக்கும் ஸமூக சின்தனைக்கும் ரொம்ப தூரம்னு". “ஸமூக சின்தனை என்ன நம்மக்கும் சின்தனைக்குமெ ரொம்ப தூரம் தான்” and sat for writing this as always good for nothing blog leaving the serious stuff to veterans like kk, jans, syam(hee hee). Seri mattrukku varuvom....enga oor boundary ya mark pannumbodhu vaasthu padi edho mistake pannitaanga. Orey confusions adhu city limitskulla irukkaa illayaanu. My oor’s known by d name “annanur” it’s between avadi and ambattur with the former famous for it’s defense organization and with the latter now becoming popular for thwarting dat defence by producing weapons for anti-social elements. Nobody knows this place. Every time I tell d name it’ll always be followed with an exclamation “oh! I’ve never heard of it”. *As if everyone's heard about eruma naiyakkampatti* .Indha dhamaathundu oorla oru prob....adhu dhaan CAS...yes Conditional Access System. There are no good channels, I couldn’t even watch d match where our master blaster came bak to form but sadly India lost by Duckworth(less)-Lewis method. And this CAS ‘s makin my life in these vetti days a living hell with no star movies, HBO, sports channels etc.. When I asked d cabull operator he said my oor’s within city limits. And stomach burning issue enna na d street next to mine doesn’t fall under CAS...grrrr.

Seri namma cable kaaran sollitaane nu took d receiver n dialed “pija gudusai”. A female voice spoke.

PG: hello this is “Pija gudusai”
Me: hi...I need to place an order... home delivery.
Pg: oh sure..go on.
Me: I need a medium sized blah blah blah pizza and a ginger garlic bread...
Pg: dat’ll be blah blah blah....
Me: oh ok send them.
Pg: your address pls??
Me: blah blah blah..
Blah blah blah
Annanur, ch-109
Pg: wat??annanur??where’s it??
Me: *explains *
Pg: sorry sir, v can’t deliver dat far.
Me: but ur ad says u can deliver if within 25 kms.
Pg: sorry sir, dat place is totally unknown...can u please collect it at ambattur.
Me in my mind: adiye appo adhukku peru delivery illa de..pick upppu...
Me: oh so can’t make it huh???
Pg: no sir.
Me: well then I can very well dine in. u can cancel d order. Btw u’ve a sweet voice.
Pg: oh thank u.
Me: what is it u told ur name was???
Pg: I don’t remember mentioning my name.
Me: oh dats no prob u can say dat now.
Pg: *laughing* I’m guja (again name changed to protect identity...this time I mean it ).. :D
Me: *konja neram time pass n collects other details*
Me: oh ok guja c u there.
Pg: ok bye

Paathengala naa enna panaradhu pija kku outside city, cable tv kku inside city. Enna kodumai idhu. While u pour out ur concerns and pities lemme go n meet guja...hee hee...bye... :)

Disclaimer: All the characters mentioned above are fictitious. Any resemblances to anybody living, dead or zombies are supposedly coincidental. :)

PS1: those enquiries of name n details were of unintentional and friendly nature. நா ஒரு நல்ல்ல்ல பையன்னு உங்களுக்கே தெரியும். :)

PS2: finally my wish to write something in Tamil was fulfilled(though two lines only). Me no Tamil write so any spelling mistakes or any mistake in sense or meaning should be kindly beared with.

PS3:Kalaingar started giving tv sets....somebody should advice him to give set-top boxes too...

Ennatha sollaradhu??

2006-09-12T15:55:00.000+05:30

Here are some of d flashes of events and my thoughts this week...

Dilwaale Dulhaniya Le Jaayenge...popularly known as DDLJ completes over 500 weeks in cinema hall...it beat previous record holder “sholay” by 4 yrs....it has been on screens (even now matinee show at Maratha mandir in mumbai) for 11 complete yrs...

Even now it churns 60% collection.

It ran packed shows for the first four yrs. Kudos to the DDLJ team

Namma oor equivalent...Nic arts “Godfather” celebrates 250 days of trailer in tv :) hee hee...kudos to godfather team too...now dats a record of sorts illa??? Thala pola varumaa...

Golmaal’s mind: hmmm!! I think I’ll take my kids to chandramukhi still runnin in “shanti” theatre...

Michael Schumacher retires at the end of this season. Really bad to see such a thing happening. Unbreakable records in F1(records laam ezhudhina neenga full post padikka time irukkaadhu so cuttings pannitten…ungalukke theriyumla annathe inna range nu...) I’ll definitely miss him.

Golmaal’s mind: oru velai nammakku license kadachadhu therinju bayandhu poi jaga vaangitaaro...kagaga po...

Kozhandhaiya kadathitaanga...

I’ve been kidnapped to the new blogger beta version. Neraiya features irukkunu sollittu lolly pop kaati kozhandhaiya kadatharaa maadhiri indha apaavi golmaala kadathitaanga. Apparam paatha I couldn’t comment in non beta blogs....yemaathitaanuga paavis...but in a fortnight all bloggers ‘ll be moved to beta....so till thn no comments in other blogs... boo hoo...[theriyum neenga enna miss pannuveenga nu :)]aana neenga comment pannalaam :)

Golmaal's mind: no comments!!!

The Five steps revisited :)

KANK screened in toronto film festival...no need to tell more about this...it sucked there too...

Water level in canadian lakes increases..

Golmaal’s mind: my deepest condolences to Canadians and Indians there. And I think indha padatha paathu namma five steps to kaari thuppings pannitaanga pola :) maybe dat’s y water level rose up...

Some of my doubts....

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

If all the nations in the world are in debt (am not joking. Even US has got debts), where did all the money go?

Puriyudhu...unga aarvam puriyudhu...irundhaalum nobel prize committeekku en pera recommend seiyaradhu laam venaanga... :)

Golmaal’s mind: picchuta da...unakku mattum eppidi... :)

Vera matter post panniruppen...naa mattum beta bloggerla poi thaniya maatina sogathula podala...adutha vaati paathukkalaam...TATA...

Aaathaaaaa naa paaasss aaayitteeennnn…...

2006-09-05T20:14:00.000+05:30

After much trouble I got my driving license at last(those who’ve read my soo mugger post would know the state d’ affaire of my driving...if not pls read dat first)...enakku mattum brahma konjam bad handwriting la kirukkikaar nu nenaikkaren. The driving school fellows told me to come around 8’o clock to their premises. Ungalukke theriyum golmaal,japan,punctuality laam orey meaning nu[syam blog dialaagu vazhakkam pola copy dhaan :)]. So sharpaah 8.30 kku ponen. There aft putting my sign over some places(orey fans tholla autograph venum autograph venumnu) they orankattified my forms and said “unakku test innikku illa pa adutha vaaram dhaan”. Appidiye namma capdain maadhiri narambellam branch pottu kazhuthu varaikkum pongi ezhundhuchhu...control pannittu veetukku poiten. Then again start music aduttha vaaram. When I went there all cars(jeeps too) were filled up so they asked me to come on my own. Andha RTO obbice vera out of city. Seri parava illa nu namma jet(ppl call it Hero Honda splendor) eduthuttu kelambiten. I was made to wait endless hours. Apparam aapicer varraar nu sonnaanga. As I gave most of my lessons in “trekker” I was quite comfy with it. Trekker kitta poi paathaa.... puncture. Kooda vandha pasangalukku ellam kaadhulendhu orey smoke(enakkum dhaan)coz that monster is jus like lorry...means u can drag the gear about where ever u want.... V proceeded to maruthi omni(which is quite smooth...atleast smoother than “trekker”)

I sat in the front besides the driver seat. A man came and asked “thambi neeya test paaka pora”. And namma dhomma kaadhukku enna ketudhuna “thambi neeya test edukka pora”. I said “yes”. He then asked “appo naan edhukku??”. I didn’t understand wat was happenin until I turned to look at the harried expressions of my saga drivergal. Avuru dhaan aapicer aam. Appidiye koundar style la “gud maaning aapicer” nu sollitu back seat la ukkandhen. Namma turn vadhudhu...kilinjidhu krishnagiri nu start panninen. And I drove pretty ok [soo mugger maadhiriye :)]. But stop pannumbodhu the gear slipped. And as usual stalled. Aapicer: enna pa niruthita. Me:bababaabaa babaa*mumbled something incoherently* Aapicer:license venum la?? Me:*nodded* .He then opened his mouth to say something, but at that moment another car 4m some other driving skool came beside and namma aapicer adhula poitaaru. Me got down with a sigh of relief.

Erangi paathaa oorey kai kotti sirikkudhu. Avalo dhaan license “govinda, goooovinda” nu nenachen. But andha aapicer nallavar,vallavar,naalum therinjavar. Ivan adutha vaati re-test kku vandha edhavadhu accident panniduvaan nu license kuduthutaar. Great escappu da saami nu sandhosama fotovukku pose kuduthuttu license vaanginen.
As per our commitment soo muggera paaka poren. Vera enga EA sports oda F1 la dhaan :)
Ippo apeetaayikiren apaalika repeataayikiren....TATA...

Engiliskaaran.....

2006-08-28T19:01:00.000+05:30

This is gonna be a laaaaannnnngggg post. This is a follow up post of the previous one... few of my frnds aft reading that post were discussing about translating tamil movies to engilees, then I told about the movie “madhu” so romba bejaara poi they told me to do a song instead...also one engilees songu to tamil...4 d engilees saang they din give me a choice...tamil saang I was asked to translate whatever saang I hear phurst..(pottinu vandhuta indha golmaal singamla) so idho comes d song...nalla illa na do the follwin steps :

1)go straight to ur wash basin or wash area….
2)en pera sollunga
3)the most important step....do this sound “chrrrrrrrr” 4m ur throat n palate...
4)some liquid ‘ll come...spit that out saying "thu"....seriya....
5)come to the comments section & post “thambi idhu nalla illa vittudu”

so aft some days visit here again and appidiye uppile choodunga....possibly ther’l be a better post...ok va??
Seri I won’t tell d song...neengale kandupidichuduveenga....but then jus to inform(apparam naan sollalanu varakudadhu la hee hee) one is 4m nayagan and the other is popular durin Christmas...

Note: some original words of the songs have been retained to maintain d tune n charm of the song[also for "idhu indha song dhaan" nu prove panna :)] and some other words too b’coz I dunno how to translate them...

Tamil to engleesu...

oyiaa hoi.....hoi...oyia hoi.....
oyiaa hoi.....hoi....hoiya hoi...
moonu that on the skyyu...
other matters on the boatu...
moonu that on the skyyu...
other matters on the boatu...
come dansu and search for u...hoiya hoi...ada what hoi...
dusk come enaapu....one company wantu...
young bullu dansu...dawn comin go vu...
moonu that on the skyyu...
other matters on the boatu...
come dansu and search for u...hoiya hoi...ada what is hoi.

running foxu one fox old foxu...
achum...achum...achum...
here dancing foxu...many fox short foxu...
achum...achum...achum...
aaha..running foxu one fox old foxu ...
achum...achum...achum...
here dancing foxu...many fox short foxu...
achum...achum...achum...

for goldsu, girlsu fight only...
earth going in this worldu...
hungry hungry daily only.....
eat means hunger stoppingaah???...
adi motheru i'm workeru your workfellowwwww.....hey...
moonu that on the skyyu...
other matters on the boatu...
come dansu and search for u...hoiya hoi...ada what hoi.
hoiya hoi...ada what hoi.

thum'ping playu i saw on the screen...
achum...achum...achum..
among whistle blowing crowdu i danced on the floor....
achum...achum...achum..
aaha...thum'ping playu i saw on the screen...
achum...achum...achum..
among whistle blowing crowdu i danced on the floor....
achum...achum...achum..

forest,hillock worked fellow me....
don't i need to sing and dance...
poverty's difficulties i have seen...
in your cloth poornessu no needu...
adi motheru i'm workeru your workfellowwwww.....hey...
moonu that on the skyyu...
other matters on the boatu...
moonu that on the skyyu...
other matters on the boatu...
come dansu and search for u...hoiya hoi...ada what hoi.
hoiya hoi...ada what hoi.

dusk come enaapu....one company wantu...
young bulllu dansu...dawn comin go vu...
moonu that on the skyyu...
other matters on the boatu...
come dansu and search for u...hoiya hoi...ada what is hoi.
hoiya hoi...ada what is hoi
hoiya hoi...ada what is hoi....

engilees to tamil...

paniya idichhiginu.....
oru kurudhai vandiyila....(kurudhai vandi = horse sleigh's equivalent)
vayakaadu mela polaam...
vazhiellam sirichhiginu....
bobbu vaalla mani adikkum.....(bells on bobs 'll ring)
methanea jolikka vaikkum...(metahne=spirit)
O inna kushi sirichhu paada....
indriravu vandi paattu....(a sleighing song tonight)

O, jingli mani....jingli mani....(jingli=jingle)
jingli vazhi ellaam...
O, inna kushi porathukku
oru kurudha vandiyila....
O, jingli mani....jingli mani....
jingli vazhi ellaam...
O, inna kushi porathukku
oru kurudha vandiyila....
oriranndu naal munnaal....
naa nenachu paathene...
odane poovaatha....(poovaatha=miss fanny's equivalent)
pakathula kundhikkinaa...
andha soplaangi kurudha...
romba siramappattuduche....
ozhugura vangiyila poiginome...(ozhugura vangi=drifted bank)
appram koda saanjiduchhu....(koda saanjiduchhu = upsot)

O, jingli mani....jingli mani....
jingli vazhi ellaam...
O, inna kushi porathukku
oru kurudha vandiyila....
O, jingli mani....jingli mani....
jingli vazhi ellaam...
O, inna kushi porathukku
oru kurudha vandiyila....

O, jingli mani....jingli mani....
jingli vazhi ellaam...
O, inna kushi porathukku
oru kurudha vandiyila....

Ps: naanaa edhum seiyala.... :)naan nallllla paiyyan...

Lost in translation…..

2006-08-18T19:38:00.000+05:30

Just as I was flippin thru d channels I saw a Chinese man sittin with his arms up in the air and saying "dho ba idhu paandikkum thulukaanathukkum nadoola nadakkara sandai idhula enna isthu vidadha" wat??? Did I hear it right??? Chinese speakin pettai tamil??? Yes it was a dubbed movie “enter the new dragon” (trailer) now the dubbin fellows ‘ve gone one step further even changing d names....even the poster said “paandi mattrum maari kalakkum thiraipadam”

My friend asked me to come to the local theatre screening James bond movie…. me eagerly went there only to find pierce brosnan telling “naan dhaan baandu,gemss baandu” ennanga da idhu...englees padathukku polaam soneenga??.... but I found the movie quite enjoyable.... from that day I started going for more “dub’bu” movies sans complaint (wokay wokay ennakku engleesu puriyaadhungradhu vera matter). After that I’ve been to many movies like “naalaya maru naal”(day after tomorrow),”mirattal adi”(kung fu hustle), and even for the super hit movie which bombed in the U.S “kallarai manidhan”(van helsing) and many more....

And nowadays even in TV they’re showing “dub’bu” movies...the ones in vijay tv are very popular. U may hear a small child asking “neegalum en kooda oor suttha vareengala??” but when u look up to see the child u’d find a panni kutti talking to u(“babe-pig in the city”). And also it’s a common sight seeing Jet Li fighting with “singam pola nadandhu varaan” screaming in the background or a veggie-dinosaur askin another mean old carnivorous dinosaur “maama neenga nallavara kettavara??” Mean old: "theriyalaye pa" (crying).

At first there was lukewarm response. Then once they started airing Jackie chan’s film TRP rating egirudichu...the dubbing is so good that u’d really think they are speaking in tamil. The characters even hum the latest tamil hits.

Now for some istatiticksu....

7 out of 10 hollywood movies are being dubbed into tamil.

Silandhi manidhan –rendu (spider man-2) holds d record of being the highest grosser in three days of opening (5.3 crores...tamil version alone)

“The Mummy” was the first film to be released simultaeneously in tamil and English. It also holds the record of the longest run “dubbu” movie (105 days)

Tamil dubbing industry growing at an annual rate of 17 percent.

Indha rangela ponaa even tamil films have to be made in englees and then dubbed back to tamil...imagine namma “capdain” speaking engileesu….
Seri seri me tata bye bye...’m going for “Mudhalai manidhan” now..hee hee....

Super figaru????

2006-08-13T21:57:00.000+05:30

As I was wonderin with wat to fill up d blog I stumbled upon this article about Barbara Millicent Robert aka "BARBIE"- the every girl's dream doll. U know ppl talk bout d purrrrfect figaru being muppatthaaru-iruvatthinaalu-muppatthaaru(36-24-36) but when these research ppl anatomically scaled our Barbie (uff these research ppl.... I wonder why they don’t have a better topic to do their rscrh upon) they were in 4 a shock....and idhukkaaga neraiya paper presentation laam panni they came to a conclusion that teenage gals who set upon Barbie as their role model (thaangala!!!) may develop societal insecurity related problems.....(whew) appidi inna msmt nu kekalaam.....here it goes....

Ht: 7 ft,2 inches
Wt: 49 – 59 kgs
Here comes the thunder----a figure of 43-21-33 [yabba!!!.....now stop howling :)]

How real??? And one more thing Barbie tops d sales chart too 1.9 billion dollars annually and 3 barbies being sold every second....now this is wat I call super figaru ;)

Soo mugger here I come.....

2006-08-07T19:06:00.000+05:30

It’s been 3 weeks since I joined d driving class n some 9 classes are thru (yes I bunk classes here also :) ) and I already feel I’m an ace driver!!! (Well...not quite says my driving instructor)

Our driving instructor is one of those smiley smiley ppl. He always has some queer lukin expression on his face. He keeps a very straight face and utters something hilarious often.

Like all d drivin schools this also owns a jeep like thing, which can be hailed as a vintage car. It’s called the "trekker" or something similar. Once we were taken for a class in this car. And mind u it's an amazing car which starts by mechanical power instead of the electric one (yeah the monster has to be pushed around by some 6 people every time).So we push started d fellow and we went 4 a drive. Soon my chance came. With an air of confidence I took d wheel. It was all goin smooth until a lorry kaaran came and started honkin all over. In order to show my "soober appu" driving i didn’t want to let him off and so gave a mighty push to d accelerator. There I came in for a shock coz the accelerator was not quite smooth it worked in steps and guess what? It went to d last step...and d trekker went haywire.

The next moment I heard the instructor shoutin "thambi thambi kaal edu paa...kaala edu" and me in my fright didn’t register it...aft quite a fiasco my nerves calmed down once again and all came to normal. It was then our instructor uttered it....."Thambi soo muggera pola ottaraar" what??? For a split second I thought he uttered some expletive in tamil then he explained soo mugger was a racer who was none other than Schumacher hee hee.

Then all the other guys who came along with me got down (of course to push the stalled car) and seemed visibly relieved that I had stopped the car before something dreadful happened.

The instructor fellow is a kewl dood. Another time he suddenly said " aye...thambi naama elaarukkum tea vaangi tharuvaar". I asked "edhukku na??" instructor: "ippidiye nee otina tea kadaila poi idichu dhaan namma vandi nikkum, olunga ottu pa").

Some other time a girl was waving from the side of the road and I smiled, our dude saw this and started "thambi ava ungalukku tata kaatala, roattula yaaravadhu kai kaatina podhume".

These days I’ve earned great respect among all the guys who come to d class (the word spread like a wild fire). Now they think twice when coming with me 4 a drive.

So soo mugger watch out... here I come (jus wait till I get my license).

Something Something....Anything ???

2006-08-04T17:44:00.000+05:30

Today I experienced what people call as “Occupational hazard”. Yes really....here’s my data

Occupation : being bored doing nothing
Hazard : being pissed off by a really really bad movie.

My friend who’s due to join his office in 2 weeks from now called me up for the movie “Something something unakkum enakkum”. I readily told ok which I now think is my biggest mistake in recent times. (Ok ok going too much eh?? Well once u watch this movie u’d pity me). I thought I shouldn’t write about this but I couldn’t resist warning my fellow people.

The first half was sooooooooo interesting that my friend started playing a game in his mobile (that too a 1100) doesn’t this say something??

We were into some 15 to 20 mins of the second half and we very badly needed another interval. A girl and probably her boyfriend in the seat ahead of me were even...ahem!!! U know wat.

The storyline goes on like this... Our hero (“jayam” Ravi) loves our eeeroinee (Trisha) but the hero’s mother n relatives insult her and her emotional, hardworking farmer brother (namma amul baby Prabhu). So Prabs keeps a highly ridiculous bet (considering that ravi was born n brought up in London), which is to harvest more rice than him....whew!!!

Then our hero catches hold a copy of “Introduction to agriculture” (price: Rs.200) reads it thoroughly and of course wins the bet and Trisha (how romantic???).

The only stuff u’d find ok were some of the comic moments involving our hero and “ganja” karuppu and also by santhanam (of lollu sabha fame), Bhagyaraj. And one fight sequence in which skillful handling of camera will really enthrall you. Well one can also say in these days where movies are full of violence and sex this is a fairly decent movie (only in that sense). Oops I almost forgot....the location for this movie is really awesome (yup...surely you’d notice it as the actors fail to capture the attention)

I’d recommend this movie if and only if you’ve got no other job in this world. (Enna kodumai saravana idhu??)

Hmmm if Tamil movies go in this trend we’d soon cry for money back guarantee....what say???

Ad-Zapped !!!!

2006-08-03T20:02:00.000+05:30

This can be rightly called as “the age of Ads”. Ads these days are really going places. Gone are those days where jingles would be played and the product would be shown to us. New age ads are becoming smarter, and of course dramatic just like d ad-zap competitions we have in our school's or college's cultural fests. They are much more humorous too.

They’re bringing out whatever they could possibly do in the few seconds. If u ask me I’d say it all started with our good old “Pulli Raja” who kept the whole TV audience in suspense. It created much hype that even small children knew some info bout AIDS.

Even in the newspapers similar phenomenon of hype n suspense was maintained by a certain broiler who put out ads such as “Thunder thighs coming to town”, now honestly what would one think??

And don’t even talk about ads in the Internet. Everytime u want to open a site u’ll have to kill 100’s of pop-ups.

Moreover everyone seems to be having a web site of their own. I was amazed to see a local chips’ maker [not the computer ones, the one we eat :)] having a web site.

No wonder we are Ad-Zapped!!!

Some others may follow suit,so here are the sites:

www.aayakadaiidly.com
www.mknairteastall.com
www.muruganarisimandi.com

well u never know.... :)

Blog de Boo

2006-08-03T16:34:00.000+05:30

As I sat calculating d rate at which my hair grows, while waiting to be called by an Indian s/w giant who apparently thought v cud hibernate in d north 4 this winter, I thought y not write a blog??

To tell d truth this idea was there in my mind 4 a long time. I was inspired by my sr. in college vinesh who’s acclaimed as one of the best blogger in town. And egged on by my friend who these days follows passionately the patterns of webs spun by spiders (ya ya u guessed it right he’s a fellow recruit who keeps asking ”mera number kab aayega??”)

But as always a battle raged in my ever-indecisive mind. Yeah the good me vs. the evil me (sounds pompous isn’t it??)

G: hmmm u sit here doing nothing, y not write a blog or sumthin?? u can exercise ur creative side of ur brain too.

E: er! creative side?? Brother,that’ll need a thing called brain. And u lazy bum, u’ve to write regularly.

G: hey!! U can write whenever u’re free which is....lemme think...Always

E: Podang...who’ll read those things....

G: someone might...jus try na...

(And d battle continued with explosive axn…)

As always good prevailed ober evil [readers might find it the other way round :)]

Well blog world here I come....so Pulleez eskoos n bear with me fellow bloggers....